My friend told me her right-wing father sent her an email that said “here’s a picture of the Pakistani informant who told Obama where to find bin Laden!” and then it was a doctored picture of George W. Bush made to look like a racist caricature of an Arabic Muslim (turban, cartoonishly hooked nose, etc.).
It is easily the most mind-bogglingly confusing thing I have ever heard of in all my days, even counting Algebra II and the ending of the Tim Burton Planet of the Apes!
So I said to her, “I knew the right wing would somehow say that Obama’s assassination of Osama bin Laden was accomplished by George W. Bush, but I didn’t know they’d do it by depicting GWB as a fundamentalist Muslim.” Which I then realized would make a simply fabulous bumper sticker.
This got me thinking about other bumper stickers for our various current situations:
“My Right Wing Father Voted For George W. Bush And All I Got Was This Historic Assassination Of An International Terrorist By a Different Presidential Administration”
“China Is The New Russia For When You Want To Tell A Hippie To ‘Go Back’ To Someplace”
“You Can Have My Prohibitively Expensive Health Care When You Pry It From My Cold, Dead Fingers After I Die From An Easily-Preventable Illness”
“My Massive Soul-Devouring Corporation Can Beat Up Your Credit Union”
“Shoot ‘Em All And Let God Sort ‘Em Out And Then Shoot God”
“I Don’t Believe In Anything I Can’t Understand, But Somehow This Is Not An Indictment Of The American Educational System”
“Keep Your Rosaries Out Of Our Ovaries, Because Our Ovaries Are The Government’s Property”
“I Brake For Racist Caricatures And Muddy Rhetoric”
“I Am A Racist Caricature And I Vote”
“I’d Rather Be Blaming The Current President For The Last President’s Failures And Congratulating The Last President For The Current President’s Accomplishments”
“Nixon: Now More Than Ever”
“Apple’s Got An App For That”
“Honk If You Approve Of Massive Government Subsidies For The Disgustingly Rich, Oh Sorry I Forgot You Can’t Afford A Car”
“I’m A Dipshit And I Vote”
“I Ain’t Wearin’ No Panties”
good ones
many chuckles
rob walmart had a veerrry long list of bumper sticker ideas.
don’t know where it ever went…fuck….
one man one woman one dog
kids need all four parents
there’s four types of three-way
no gas for oil
raise the woof (for dog lovers)
many, many more
most very dumb/awesome
man we gotta get a bumper sticker machine
your’s are very very good
Also all of Gary’s at WTH!
“Don’t Blame Me, I Voted For Wet Food”
I like “I don’t believe in anything I can’t understand…”
I guess we could go with “Thinking makes my brain hurt.”
There was a line from Studio 60 I love – “We hate you because we think you think we’re stupid.” “And we hate you because we think you’re stupid.”
“Shoot ‘Em All And Let God Sort ‘Em Out And Then Shoot God”=BEST ONE EVER.
I owe you an email! Dobby Cat had to move out last week after he attacked my friend and put her in the hospital. Long story. Hectic times. I will email. xo