Monthly Archives: July 2012

Who in the world ARE these awful people, and why am I not them? I want to be them. Any of them, even the dumb rocket ship one. I work in a pantry. The door is a tie-dyed shawl I … Continue reading →

two new advice posts over there at Advice, in case you missed it. Business is booming! Lets discuss chilling out and dealing with intransigent boyfriends! “intransigent” is one of those wonderful words that sounds like what it means. I just … Continue reading →

My massage was awesome! It felt medical, like it was actually intervening in my body in heavy ways. It was not a good hard back rub like most massages. She spent like 55 minutes just working on my fucked up … Continue reading →