Monthly Archives: April 2007

Before this blog turns into Right On, complete with fold-out posters of all your fave rap celebs, let me point out this long overdue frightening profile of God’s Rottweiler and the oft-jacked style of Joan Didion, with regard to her … Continue reading →

Yesterday was Zach Braff’s 32nd Birthday. Related: Last night a gang of us went to this bar up the street. They were iPod DJing pretty good old hip-hop (somehow Ghost Town DJs got played twice in a half hour?), the … Continue reading →

Thanks to Professor Kun for sending me this mp3 with the subject line “To Be a Bossy Algerian in France.” As bangers and mash-ups go, it’s Tasty. (WAH-WAAAAAAAHH) (PS I HAVE NO IDEA IN WHAT CONTEXT THIS WAS CREATED. JOSH?)

My ol boss M. Azerrad IM’d me recently and said, “When is your biopic starring Tina Fey as you coming out?” Recently, on the “Fighting Irish” episode of 30 Rock, I realized that my ACTUAL, REAL LIFE DANCE TEACHER was … Continue reading →

This has been my personal crusade for about six months now: because there is nothing worse than a rapper contrasting the $10,000 worth of diamonds in his mouth with enlarged and clogged pores. You think I’m joking. I’m so, so … Continue reading →

YOU ARE CRAZY FOR THIS ONE BOO

wowzers. Prediction: the internet’s joint of summer will be the forthcoming track by the above rapper which features on the hook, cut a coupla days ago in NYC and overlaid with quippy, funny lyrics we haven’t heard from our boy … Continue reading →

That there are people in the room (Connie) who do consider Lil Wayne to be just plain “attractive,” no qualifier. We love you Weezy Baby. We love you for your mind. For your words. And for the hot hot heat … Continue reading →

SWAGGER CW 4/4/07 50 Cent renaming new album “Curtis” : 3.4 Actual first single from “Curtis” whose name I have forgotten since this morning: 1.1 (the stupidly horking haw haw chorus, ala the fat joe piggie squeal diss from that … Continue reading →

When I move to Tokyo or Barcelona, my job is totally going to be selling Tohato’s “Let’s Order Some Bacon” strips from a cart on the street. I’ll toast them and hand them out in little bags like those Nuts … Continue reading →