Monthly Archives: April 2007

soldaderas of the mexican revolution Gettin ya cash like ’em, fast like ’em: Oh say can u see, the connection between this story about Enedina Arellano Felix – the lady Stringer Bell of the Arellano Felix drug cartel, which recently … Continue reading →

SEEING OUR FAVORITE CHOREOGRAPHER ON EARTH DEBUT HER NEW WORK

THE MEN WHO OWN YOUR UTERUS. “The government may use its voice and its regulatory authority to show its profound respect for the life within the woman,” wrote Justice Anthony M. Kennedy. In her dissent, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg said … Continue reading →

UnforgettabLe: “Gabe said” chronicles what it sounds like when your heart stops beating. TRAGICOMEDY. If I had liner notes I might put dude before God and my mom. Well… maybe not before my mom. (sorry dun)

“You remind me of someone in those glasses. Who’s that chick from Scooby Doo” “VELMA? She is SO nerdy, dude.” “Nah, you look real fly. If you played guitar and danced, I’d sign you in a second.” “Where’s my contract? … Continue reading →

Gabe said “We’re Into Movements” has returned from Freedarko.com-dom in full force, and it is indeed the genius tragicomedy we all remember, love and laugh with, cry and die for: “I THINK PEOPLE THINK THAT PEOPLE LISTEN TO TRIBE BECAUSE … Continue reading →

I am cleaning and found this hilarious ancient diary entry: Stuff I need to purchase before tomorrow for Prom: black nail polish rhinestones, glue black tights hair thing (chopsticks, black paint) cool glitter make-up. This rad substitute teacher we had … Continue reading →

THE POPE IS 80 YEARS SCARY TODAY. If my corporeal terror of God’s Rottweiler at all corresponded to an ephemeral fear of a vengeful new-testament God, I might invoke revelations about the fact that I cannot leave my damn house. … Continue reading →

BUT ONLY TWO OF THEM – First and foremost, ya hilween (“sweet one” in Arabic, word to Sarah) Rachael has begun blogging! She is a dear friend, a crazy-intelligent PHd candidate (but no nose-clamped academic) and a better writer about … Continue reading →

You knew I couldn’t go one day without blogging about 30 Rock. Just re-watching “Jack Meets Dennis,” the episode where Liz is dating the only beeper salesmen left in Manhattan, and realized the entire opening sequence is a long spoof … Continue reading →