EXFOLIATION IS THE NEW GRILLE

This has been my personal crusade for about six months now: because there is nothing worse than a rapper contrasting the $10,000 worth of diamonds in his mouth with enlarged and clogged pores. You think I’m joking. I’m so, so not. I feel very passionately about this – I’d much rather see a dude wearing a regular t-shirt and no jewelry with a glowing, fresh epidermis than a fellow with Jacob’s house on their neck and scales. The flash of those diamonds does not distract from your lax cleansing techniques, dude. St. Ives: $3.99 at the drugstore.
Many have laughed at me since I jumped on this wagon, but I feel vindicated knowing that Andre 3000 has a line extolling exfoliation on the OutKast track from Gangsta Grillz: the album. I can’t tell you exactly what it is, because I fainted shortly after he said the line, but it’s there.
Also, grills stretch dudes’ mouths out like braces.