Monthly Archives: July 2014

Talking About Old English During A Routine Fluoroscopy

So I went in for my second MRI, which was a “fluoroscopy,” which is where they inject your hip joint with some sort of weird dye that may or may not be magnetized (the nurse who was assisting didn’t know, … Continue reading

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I Used To Go To Best Buy All The Time; Once I Had Them Order A VHS Copy Of Raising Arizona For Me So I Could Buy It Meeting Someone At A Coffee Shop When You Don’t Know What They … Continue reading

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“He died from being alive”

Things are happening. We signed the lease and paid the deposit on a house! Really coming in under the wire on this one–10 days before we move. Please knock on wood that it is not an elaborate scam. Huzzah! It … Continue reading

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