Become fluent in another language
learn how to meditate for real, not fake-ass American meditation
fix my leg injury
learn to do scorpion pose
read so many books I know I’ll never read
go on a vacation to a cabin by a lake
get LASIK for old people
not regret not having children
start taking piano lessons again
get a job
smell a horse
see a whale
taste Lava smoked imperial stout from Iceland
bake a decent pie crust
learn to bake bread; bake all our bread
have a garden
learn to can/pickle
make my own yogurt
have my own office, somewhere, with a door I can shut
get new speakers
get better at finding good presents for loved ones
take care of my skin
age gracefully
die without anguish
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Shambhala is the best for real deal meditation! And they will take you in/teach you for free & generally be lovely people in my experience: http://portland.shambhala.org/
Also, best & easiest pie crust: http://thepioneerwoman.com/cooking/2011/09/pams-pie-tutorial/ !
make kefir not yogurt! you can’t mess it up, and its so good and alive!! i’ve been making it every week, and if you make goat kefir, you can strain it into fake goat cheese and impress all your friends (sort of like making great pies).