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Tofu Stack Diane

Its getting cold, well, cold for Los Angeles. And this week all we could think about was seared tofu drenched in a thick sauce. Traditionally, Steak Diane is made with butter, Wooster sauce and…beef. For this recipe, we subbed Wooster … Continue reading

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Levitation Flapjacks

It’s rumored that Queen Elizabeth I started every day with a hunk of Stilton and a tankard of strong English ale. For that dear old battleaxe, beer was just for breakfast. With this super simple flapjack recipe, it’ll be beer … Continue reading

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Barley and Cheese Grinda’

We were recently reminiscing about the time we decided to break veganism hardcore and ordered an extra large pizza and split an eggplant parmigiana. Shit was rough. If you’re looking for a milder break from not eating cheese, here’s a … Continue reading

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Curry Bean Burgers

Don’t know about you, but we can’t stand the “southwestern” black bean burger steeze that some frozen product purveyors have masterminded. It’s just so wrong. If you’re going to make a sammich out of beans and grains let’s try a … Continue reading

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Chinese Honey Cubes

As veggie cooks, we’ve struggled for years with how to best fry up our friend the bean curd without needing our other friend the chicken egg. An egg wash instantly lends a stickiness needed to fully coat the tofu with … Continue reading

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Bloodlust Roulade

Both vegetarians and carnivores have beef with fake meats. Veggies argue the strangeness of eating a reconstituted version of the exact type of food they are trying so desperately to avoid. Meaties go one step further and ask why we … Continue reading

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Forbidden Sushi

To serious vegetarians and vegans, fish is verboten. And that’s just too bad, especially considering most veggie rolls are pathetic (tomato and cucumber is a waste of rice). Here we’ve used miso shitakes to mimic the rubbery protein of raw … Continue reading

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Curried Tofu-wich

Soy-a-phobes are constantly complaining about tofu’s lack of flavor and its freaky texture–and sometimes they’re right. Here’s a sandwich that will make your weak-minded meat friends and your vegan cohorts coo with coagulated bean contentment. We used baked tofu for … Continue reading

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Beerscream

We are admittedly, and decidedly, dessert deficient. Salt, hot peppers and garlic hold the key to our hearts. Those of you who dutifully read will note that since our official inception back in early ’06 we’ve never–not once–dared pen a … Continue reading

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Pa-Tofu Tacos

You don’t have to be OK with eating something called “cabeza” just to enjoy a taco, but in L.A. it sure helps. And while most taco trucks have veggie options–potato or even just vegetarian tacos with beans, veggies and cheese … Continue reading

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