Author Archives: Julianne

This has been my personal crusade for about six months now: because there is nothing worse than a rapper contrasting the $10,000 worth of diamonds in his mouth with enlarged and clogged pores. You think I’m joking. I’m so, so … Continue reading →

YOU ARE CRAZY FOR THIS ONE BOO

wowzers. Prediction: the internet’s joint of summer will be the forthcoming track by the above rapper which features on the hook, cut a coupla days ago in NYC and overlaid with quippy, funny lyrics we haven’t heard from our boy … Continue reading →

That there are people in the room (Connie) who do consider Lil Wayne to be just plain “attractive,” no qualifier. We love you Weezy Baby. We love you for your mind. For your words. And for the hot hot heat … Continue reading →

SWAGGER CW 4/4/07 50 Cent renaming new album “Curtis” : 3.4 Actual first single from “Curtis” whose name I have forgotten since this morning: 1.1 (the stupidly horking haw haw chorus, ala the fat joe piggie squeal diss from that … Continue reading →

When I move to Tokyo or Barcelona, my job is totally going to be selling Tohato’s “Let’s Order Some Bacon” strips from a cart on the street. I’ll toast them and hand them out in little bags like those Nuts … Continue reading →