Author Archives: Julianne

“You remind me of someone in those glasses. Who’s that chick from Scooby Doo” “VELMA? She is SO nerdy, dude.” “Nah, you look real fly. If you played guitar and danced, I’d sign you in a second.” “Where’s my contract? … Continue reading →

Gabe said “We’re Into Movements” has returned from Freedarko.com-dom in full force, and it is indeed the genius tragicomedy we all remember, love and laugh with, cry and die for: “I THINK PEOPLE THINK THAT PEOPLE LISTEN TO TRIBE BECAUSE … Continue reading →

I am cleaning and found this hilarious ancient diary entry: Stuff I need to purchase before tomorrow for Prom: black nail polish rhinestones, glue black tights hair thing (chopsticks, black paint) cool glitter make-up. This rad substitute teacher we had … Continue reading →

THE POPE IS 80 YEARS SCARY TODAY. If my corporeal terror of God’s Rottweiler at all corresponded to an ephemeral fear of a vengeful new-testament God, I might invoke revelations about the fact that I cannot leave my damn house. … Continue reading →

BUT ONLY TWO OF THEM – First and foremost, ya hilween (“sweet one” in Arabic, word to Sarah) Rachael has begun blogging! She is a dear friend, a crazy-intelligent PHd candidate (but no nose-clamped academic) and a better writer about … Continue reading →

You knew I couldn’t go one day without blogging about 30 Rock. Just re-watching “Jack Meets Dennis,” the episode where Liz is dating the only beeper salesmen left in Manhattan, and realized the entire opening sequence is a long spoof … Continue reading →

Before this blog turns into Right On, complete with fold-out posters of all your fave rap celebs, let me point out this long overdue frightening profile of God’s Rottweiler and the oft-jacked style of Joan Didion, with regard to her … Continue reading →

Yesterday was Zach Braff’s 32nd Birthday. Related: Last night a gang of us went to this bar up the street. They were iPod DJing pretty good old hip-hop (somehow Ghost Town DJs got played twice in a half hour?), the … Continue reading →

Thanks to Professor Kun for sending me this mp3 with the subject line “To Be a Bossy Algerian in France.” As bangers and mash-ups go, it’s Tasty. (WAH-WAAAAAAAHH) (PS I HAVE NO IDEA IN WHAT CONTEXT THIS WAS CREATED. JOSH?)

My ol boss M. Azerrad IM’d me recently and said, “When is your biopic starring Tina Fey as you coming out?” Recently, on the “Fighting Irish” episode of 30 Rock, I realized that my ACTUAL, REAL LIFE DANCE TEACHER was … Continue reading →