Author Archives: Julianne

WITH VEHICLE IN “P,” DAMIEN STICKS FACE IN BACON

Fielding a craving, D Scott drove a fancy new Mazda to the nearest Sonic in rural Pennsylvania. I don’t know wtf he’s talking about wrt “Torque” and all those car-n-driver impenetrable slanguistics, but when he starts talking “bangin cherry lime … Continue reading

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ella eh eh eh pt 2

Ok, I get it, I get it. I just didn’t want to. Still loving this song. Still think she sounds like Delores O’Riordan.

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ella eh eh eh

The new Rihanna song is indeed terrific, but reading the lyrics, I’m like – what are you even talking about? I do get the whole “rainy day friends forevs” stee, and appreciate/feel it, but Jay’s no-occluded diamonds verse and Rhi’s … Continue reading

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LLOYD IS MY BOYFRIEND

Listen to my boyfriend’s new song. Lloyd calling me on the phone

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NEPOTISME TOWNE

Two members of my myspace Top 8 converge. Mo’s running the NY Underground Film Festival almost singlehandedly for the second/third year in a row. Jumps off tonight, dont forget to attend. I, too recommend Tube Time. It’s so fun. I’m … Continue reading

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“The Faulkner of Boerum Hill”

Q&A with Jonathan Lethem: Yay He talks on his forthcoming novel, and making certain aspects of its fiction bleed into reality – making a phone number that works, having a band record songs from the book, etc – becoming “multimedia … Continue reading

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POM-POMS = LA BOMBA!

Dear American Fashion Designers, Your Southerly counterparts have KILLED YOU Jorge Luis Salinas is my hero. This guy put gumballs on his poncho so when he takes long hikes through the Andes he will never run out of bubbles. The … Continue reading

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“Global” Anything = Minus

Mo pointed out Roberta Smith’s amazing review of the Global Feminisms exhibit at the BKLYN art museum – she panned it not just cause the title and concept are wonky, last-ditch edutainment and fake-inclusive / fake-“thesis,” but cause it apparently … Continue reading

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GO READ THIS SMART BLOG

My friend Don Rodriguez knows everything about futbol and i do not so that’s why i/we can learn it over at his blogspot. Also rap, tracy morgan, german politics

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Restless Legs Syndrome

PSA I think it’s a real thing, not just a commercial / pharmaceutical ploy. the feminist art wing of the brooklyn art museum opens on the 31st – new permanent home for Judy Chicago’s “dinner party.” Honestly I think vaginal … Continue reading

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