WITH VEHICLE IN “P,” DAMIEN STICKS FACE IN BACON

Fielding a craving, D Scott drove a fancy new Mazda to the nearest Sonic in rural Pennsylvania. I don’t know wtf he’s talking about wrt “Torque” and all those car-n-driver impenetrable slanguistics, but when he starts talking “bangin cherry lime aid,” I can really, really feel him.
There is totally a gross cornucopia of chili cheese riding shotgun in this story.