Author Archives: Julianne

In what Timmhotep cannily described as “the first wop-related injury in 30 years,” I got a nasty bloody nose tonight when his wop-head hit my face during the Cool Kids’ set, during a track which I believe has a line … Continue reading →

I did this interview with megaproducer Rich Harrison (Amerie, Beyonce- you know what it is) for MTV / URGE (RIP) almost a year ago. For whatever reason, I just found the transcript. We talked for like an hour about his … Continue reading →

Seen at Guanabee: The Latino Jesus statue is long overdue, considering we (and our offspring) keep the Catholics in business, not to mention our ancestors gave up our mom-goddess Tonantzin to avoid getting their heads lopped off by the Spaniards. … Continue reading →

I have been baby-caring and pet-walking Pete’s puppy this weekend, despite the fact that I do not particularly like dogs, unless they are A. Jack Russell Terriers or B. somehow related to Ezra. Pete’s dog is cute and sweet, tho, … Continue reading →

Last night I dreamt I was at a screening of Tyler Perry’s “Why Did I Get Married?” but it was the director’s cut, and the end had this dream sequence (a dream within a dream) involving Brobee, the green furry … Continue reading →

Emailed from my stepmom, who joins my father at the Albuquerque Balloon Festival: It’s good to know the nerds are everywhere.

hot song, hot video. 12 inch dance remixes? donde esta?

Pleasure P, the Pretty Ricky R&B crooner with the most sexual swagitude on a 4’11” under-25-year-old I’ve ever had the good fortune to witness, has left the group. Pretty Ricky, in case you don’t know, is the semi-heavy-ro young rap … Continue reading →

Ever the caring one, west coast correspondent/BFF/fam Ezra demanded I update my blog via concerned yet typically sarcastic email: Hey, is Grey’s Anatomy a show that runs for 3 weeks at a time? Oh, it’s not? Then you need to … Continue reading →

Ok, I’m liveblogging the season premiere of Grey’s until Chris gets here. SPOILER ALERT!!! 9:25: Sandra Oh (I forgot all their names over the summer) gives the Grey’s anatomy signature 20 second drama recap over a Lily Allen song. Dryly: … Continue reading →