THE WORLD’S HOTTEST POWER COUPLE

NAOMI CAMPBELL AND HUGO CHAVEZ. SERIOUSLY. Say what you want about her (Linda calls her a “runway version of Foxy Brown”), but Naomi’s diplomat game is on point – she used to date the Prince of Dubai, which you may recall as good news for Dallas Austin, who got busted for trying to take weed into Dubai when traveling there for Naomi’s birthday party a couple years ago. The Prince pardoned him out of, like, a 350-year jail sentence. What a dumbass – I mean, Dallas, first of all why were you even trying to do that and second of all, don’t you think they probably have good hashish or some shit in Dubai? And that if you really needed to get lifted the fucking Prince could have hooked you up? Seriously.
Anyway, there’s something tyrannical and awesome about these two. Do you think Naomi’s getting it in with Chavez cause Castro’s a man of the past? It’s like the idea of Barbara Walters and Fidel getting it on, only way less gross of imagery: