KELSIOGRAPHY UPDATE

For those who are impatiently waiting for Kelsiography #2, in which my brilliant 14 year old cousin reviews records of her choice and I pay her $0, here is the update. I have instructed her to forget everything she ever read in any music magazine ever and told her to just write reviews in her voice, like she was talking to her friends, because that’s more interesting than hearing about the undeniable seminalness of like, Jon Bonham’s boner. So here is her response:
“For my music review I’m gonna do sawdust by The Killers, Man they do this cover of the Joy division song shadowplay Man THAT STUFF BE SMOKIN!”
As you can see, we are seriously related. SIT TIGHT CAUSE IT’S COMIN SOON!!