Monthly Archives: April 2004

is this a type of sub-appropriation? should I be outraged?

Aaron Burgess forwarded this under the header “the most amazing thing i’ve read all year.” Boys wearing girls’ pants as actual trend, lends new meaning to the query “is there any more room for me in those jeans?”

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divine power

Jessica Lucky Genius, who you may know is my best friend (we are like the corsican sisters/ also we both look cute in pirate pants), called from the car on the way to the airport to Germany, where she is … Continue reading

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yes, I have read your comments, son

Please scroll below and click on the “WHAT NOW THE VINES” entry comments section, where two C’n’P faves Jay Smooth and Rjyski the Cexual Transcender Kidwell have been giving with the mighty rigor RE: RA the misogynistic rugged man, and … Continue reading

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block party

Last night, typing diligently with a view from the window, an elongated van the color of a burnt hot dog rolls up, trailer in tow. My cross-street neighbors, America’s fave carnie-friendly folk-pop band les D3c3mburrists, bound out in procession like … Continue reading

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LET ME BE YOUR MANAGER

Today, looking for picante, the company fridge yielded Hooters brand tabasco sauce. Startling. Lacking options, I put it on my tofu. It wasn’t very hot. Jammin 95.5 bleeps out the word “hos” in Twista/Kanye’s “Celebrity.” After spending $37,000 on the … Continue reading

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What now?! THE VINES?!

For those of you who were planning your weekend around it (aka me), the Portland MF Doom/RA el Hombre Rugged (y Dirty) show has been postponed to 4/18, apparently because they are detained at the Canadian border. Eff that.

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where my dogs at?

short story relayed by my housemate: “This guy was telling me at Seder he got paid $100 to DJ a dog’s birthday party. He said he made lots of jokes like, “Yo, this one goes out to Rover! You’re MY … Continue reading

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Nuggeszt

Star C’n’P commenter “jacksonbrowne”—whose comments come straight from the paint and never swipe the cylinder—has stepped into le chambre du blogging! Rarely suckling the “cathode ray nipple” (!)/ crippled by the wet nurse (no wait… !!!), I can only imagine … Continue reading

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Memo

Rjyan Kidwell’s subconscious mind is chronicled daily in dream-form here. While <a href= "http://www.sashafrerejones.com"Sasha is off on sabbatical (volunteering on a goat farm in New Zealand), la lady Jeanne Fury, Jessica and I shall be helming the helm, and hopefully … Continue reading

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Marlon Irving vs. Wynne Greenwood

…vs. the undistilled self. Quannum World Tour kicked off last night in Portland; if you are unlucky enough to live elsewhere, I advise to beg, borrow, steal, or hijack a Ticketmaster/local news satellite van for tix in yr town. It … Continue reading

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