LET ME BE YOUR MANAGER

Today, looking for picante, the company fridge yielded Hooters brand tabasco sauce. Startling. Lacking options, I put it on my tofu. It wasn’t very hot.
Jammin 95.5 bleeps out the word “hos” in Twista/Kanye’s “Celebrity.”
After spending $37,000 on the magical downloading jukebox, just to hear “Doo Rags” by Nas, it bleeped out “herb” in the context “puffin’ they.”