Monthly Archives: April 2004

I Asked Microsoft Word for its Hand in Marriage. It said YES!

I have been walking around my house with a computer wrapped around my head like a cucumber-mud face wrap, the summer flip-flops of perpetual working and a cell phone attache containing IMPERATIVE MISSIVES from the Tiny Lucky Chicago Unicorn only, … Continue reading

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Billy, Star of the Web

Amazing. Billy Corgan writes on recording, baseball, God, his birthday, his cats, his “immoral” ex-bandmates (!), and Cowboyz ‘n’ Poodles’ third-favorite topic, La Virgen–from a docile, reverent Piscean perspective. Sample lyric: “One only needs to look at a bumblebee on … Continue reading

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Kendra James, Part Two

For the second time in less than a year, a white Portland PD officer has killed an unarmed black motorist pulled over for a routine traffic stop. Reportedly, the victim–father to a five year old child–still had his seat belt … Continue reading

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Blinded by the Light

Holding it down til 2073, always the final say on Dierks Bentley, a connaisseur of fine rhymes: Jon Partymanica. You will soon silkscreen his face on your number-one foam finger.

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