Mike I can't believe we never gone Deep on the topic of skincare before. Saturday. LIFE CHANGING CONVO ALERT. Literally one of my favorite topics of all time, on the asethetic shelf at least.
I definitely had a brief convo yesterday mid-haircut with a reputable boy during which we were like WHO IS FELICIA?! We Love Felicia, even if he/she is spam. But THERE'S NO WAY. Felicia I believe in you, that you are real, you are maybe a UHX Chri…
I'll get "Real" with you for a moment and reveal that when I say "I love to watch Scarface" it means I love to put it on in the background and partake in semi-arduous house chores with the volume up hi so that when I hear the soft-sexy music come on…
I dunno it was like first on my list and I jumped on it! JESUS CHRIST with the chainsaw in the bathtub scene I ALWAYS FORGET EVERY TIME. Thank god for Michelle.
not like this matters to what like, 89% of uhx dudes because you are accomplished rippers? I'm real bad at the internet I have to get in e-line and wait like a dumb dude for stuff to be released in commercially accessible versions. BUT STILL. EVERY…
Last night for dinner I methodically tore through 2 Maker's-on-tha-rocks and a large order of fries as Eric Mast calmly gazed over me in well-masked horror. I was feeling nostalgic for the days when I first moved here from NY. "It only costs $10 fo…
YEAH GIRL YEAH! Dude is a total baller, I knew he would come through for you. Also: HE IS A MAN OF HIS WORD. Rest easy, it'll be ready. This development makes me so happy.
Also, uh, if you're gonna be spending 1300 bones on a jacket that shit had better be some comme de garcons or whatnot. BB sux for girls. GREAT FOR BOYS AND MIKEY THOUGH.
Babygirl! All that suit needs is some quick tailoring and have I got the man for Y-o-u. His name is Salim Karam, he is located on E Broadway very close-in, and he is a beautiful genius man, has made all of my pants perfectly-fitting and he works FA…
when I lived in London I lived off of £20 a week, by way of "THAI" flavored cup-noodles, choco-covered mcvities, and 99p soft serve from McDonald's supplemented at regular intervals by shoeboxes of luna bars my mom would mail me from CA. The best I…
Mikey and Mahan do hella laps at the gym's indoor pool, bhouseb. They bring their underwater boombox so they can listen to Huey Lewis when they're doin all those flip-turns, it really streamlines their technique.
incroyable ! My brain makes dry coughs when I don't eat bfast, I guess we are all unique and wondrous Beings is the point, yeah yeah OK. Oh have so much fun! I'm in Los Angeles (west side) from Tues-Fri next week! Collaboration at some point? XxX…
Mikey I've been feeling worried about your sometimes habit of skipping breakfast. It's not good, your little body needs morning fuel, just like, SOME. Don't skip! Models skip breakfast, do you want to be a low-life eater like them? Nope, you don'…
Anyone I've ever fallen in love with has a secret penchant for junk food. The legit-health food lovers feel like an almost hot-shower on a cold day, you know? Oh that's pretty nice but not as nice as skin-scalding steam when it's snowing out. Or …
Take it there, straight up ORGANIC/VEGAN CHEETOS wrought from free-range fake cows. Actually, you should totally take a picture with your middle finger coming out of the top of the bag, whats up now weird anonymous judge-dudes of other people's food?
Listen guys this app sound like alot of bullshit. As in the opposite of Living Lyfe, as in so boring and the 12 year old version of you would be mega-bummed out by this behavior. Buy some organic cheetos, and consume the whole bag in front of a sol…
avocado on dave's killer bread toast
peanut butter on dave's killer bread toast
honey and earth-b on dave's killer bread toast
avocado on dave's killer bread toast
peanut butter and jelly on dave's killer bread toast
lots of honey with cinnamon on d…
Me. I basked in the glow of teen angst and dreamscapes for 2 hours and my nose almost froze off BUT: 3 girls sat with me (UNSOLICITED) and told me they were kicked off the cheer squad for getting high before a game, THEY SAT WITH ME THE WHOLE TIME.…
I can't believe how drawn I still am to my high school. All those dopey boys in hoodies and basketball jerseys and the hallways smell like hormones and P.E. sweat. When I drive thru Red Bluff I'll pull over and double park in the faculty parking zo…
Someone luring you to a waterfall by telling you it was Secret! I love this strategy. My most memorable HS FB experience was when I was put on cheerleader probation for leading a touchdown cheer without the squad captain Becky because she was behi…
Def thought of that: I'm gonna roll hard with an orange "gatorade" just like back in the day Redding-CA-1997. If anybody asks what I'm doing there I'm the Assistant Cheerleading Coach from Notre Dame U, scouting for the 2012 season. I'm already swea…