Also an unsettling number of grown-ups in weird fleece hoodies all by themselves, holding plastic grocery bags, saying they were trick-or-treating for their sick child, who "couldn't make it out tonight". What? You're gonna bring home a bag of mini …
We got sort of drunk and starting critiquing the effort of miscellaneous youthsters-at-the-doorbell, OH THAT LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY GOOD DARTH VADER BUT IT'S THE WRONG COLOR LIGHT SABER, etc., double-fisting wine glasses et. cigarettes/tootise pops als…
I would *jump on this*if I hadn't made huge plans to put Zac P in 6 different wigs and cut them off of his head in a slow methodical fashion, all inside a rose-colored spotlight, in my house! P-Gurls vid shoot 2nite! We should be done by midnight!…
HAIL MARY FULL OF GRACE THE LORD IS WITH THEE BLESSED ART THOU AMONG WOMEN(Z) AND BLESSED IS THE FRUIT OF THY WOMB (JEZUS) HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD PRAY FOR OUR SINNERS NOW AND AT THE HOUR OF OUR DEATH AMEN.
How's that for an engraved baby-brain? O…
I get this. My Mom, who shuns almost all of my boyfriends for not being "solid life partners" is a to-the-death proponent of Mick Jagger as a Dream Guy. Her holy fanhood of this dude has absolved him of all his mortal follies. WWW.MICKJAGGER.COM
OK well I will just jump in on this one two weeks late, it's turning out to be a cool way for me, on this newfangled pie piece of my lyfe called THE UHX MESSAGE-BOARD.
GIRL SCOUTS OF AMERICA OFFICIAL REACTION TO SOMETHING:
JD's article made me f…
CH**RL*AD*RS! I love those dudes, although every time I watch the Blazer Dancers I wonder if we got thirty-third pick of the draft or something, they have a hard time holding a straight line together. Also, I still have a chalupa pass in my wallet …
Thatch made me throw up once! It was me and one other dude, and one of those VOLCANO BOWLS, the worst idea. But we felt fun and giddy in that scary little hut in the back for about an hour, right before I puked. Lots of Tiki-Jazz, sometimes it fe…