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Probably not the place to vent this sort of thing

edited December 2011
but Tim Tebow...
I want to say something bad about him, but I'm scared I will be struck by lightning.
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  • edited December 2011
    HE IS THE WORST
    THE WORST
    THE WORST
    The only worse person is perhaps Ben Roethlisberger (sp??). NOT EVEN FOR THAT DIFFERENT A REASON (hating women, being a douchebag)

    I have been enjoying the Onion's run of Tebow-slamming headlines.

    "Jesus Christ Claims Tim Tebow Not Ready To Be NFL Starter"
    "Tim Tebow's Success Inspiring Other Teams To Start Shitty Quarterbacks"
    "Tim Tebow Becomes First Bad Quarterback To Lead 4th Quarter Comeback"
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    okay, i am going to admit it. i kinda like Tebow.

    his hard-core fans are obnoxious, and all the jesus stuff is annoying, and i don't agree with all his beliefs, but i have to admit that i find him inspiring. the dude has overcome all sorts of humiliating adversity. he works his ass off. he is constantly ridiculed yet he doesn't fire back. he turns rejection and failure into fuel and just keeps working harder.

    now Ben Rothlesburger- he is a true ass-wipe rapist horrible person. but Tebow, while i don't share his beliefs, seems to hold true to them. i respect him the same way i respect people like Ron Paul: i don't agree with them but at least they are not hypocrites.
  • i don't know why that posted twice.
  • he's just annoying. He's an insufferable self-righteous dude who you would barf all over if you got stuck talking to him at a party. Sure, that's better than getting violently raped by Ben Roethlisberger but it's still no fun, and it's still just a dude telling you what you ought to be doing, as a woman.

    I also FUCKING LOATHE people who think JESUS ACTUAL CHRIST is taking a personal interest in them scoring some touchdown or winning a Grammy or whatever. ARE YOU SERIOUS TIM TEBOW?
  • edited December 2011
    The whole Bible verse written under his eyes thing is pretty creepy. Bob Costas made a sorta good point though about how Mohammed Ali and a lot of other great athletes were just as obnoxious (maybe not in those words but that's what I took away from it). My favorite Facebook status from my Chicago pals after yesterday was " someone needs to tell Tim Tebow that world hunger and cancer are up by 13 with 3 minutes to go."
  • i think Tebow has actually stated that he doesn't believe in any divine intervention on the football field. He just says nice things about the other team and how JC has more important things to do. His whole deal has basically been about making as much money from football as he can to help finance his parents mission in Africa.

    it's his annoying fans who talk about JC helping with the touchdowns.

    i actually met him briefly at a Nike thing that i was a camera-person for. of all the rich famous athletes that came through he was by far the most friendly and willing to look people in the eye and shake hands and engage people. of course there were lots of "god bless yous" but he wasn't passing out bibles or anything.

    yes he is a self-righteous christian, which can be very annoying, but not a reason to hate/despise/loathe someone.
  • edited December 2011
    I'm with mac. This might be afterglow from that amazing game vs the Bears yesterday but I've just reserved my seat on the bandwagon. Yes, the media spotlight is annoying, but if you just watch the games as a neutral fan its pretty damn mindblowing what is happening at the end of these sporting events. Mindblowing in the same way that the USWNT stormed through the World Cup with improbable comebacks. (damn those tenacious Japanese and their heartwarming triumph in the final!)

    I feel like ending with a mean comment about Big Ben but don't want to feel bad in 10 years when he goes crazy and commits murder-suicide.
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  • HA!!!

    Seriously, fuck Tim Tebow. This dude lends his public image to advertisements demanding that we make abortion illegal, because of Jesus and because he knows what's best for women of all possible walks of life. What a nice guy! So nice that he's NOT A RAPIST LIKE BEN ROETHLISBERGER!

    there's more than one way to be a misogynist motherfucker. Or like, Michael Vick gets in trouble and suspended and is morally censured for the rest of his life because his cousin owned fighting dogs, but Tim Tebow gets to have a huge stupid fan group and play in all the games even though he's a sucky quarterback who hates women. Like he's a "nice guy" just because he's not violently assaulting people or animals. If that's our only standard for being nice then count me out.

    TIM TEBOW IF YOU ARE READING THIS I HATE YOUR GUTS
  • I'M SO SURE JESUS CHRIST CARES WHETHER OR NOT THE DENVER BRONCOS WIN SOME GAME

    "Did I help him? Hell no! Terry's just that good" --God
  • once long ago I went for a day to my dear friend's christian (calvinist) high school..it really blew my mind how they started EVERY CLASS with a long prayer to God and especially Jesus, my teenaged mind was so offended that they thought JC would give them special help for that period of US History or whatever....GOD'S BUSY WITH DYING CHILDREN IN THE THIRD WORLD OR JUST CHECKED OUT OR WHATEVER DUDE.

    Don't get me started on the weirdness (to me) of asking for AND RECEIVING PUBLICLY money in baskets? on trays? at the end of a church service. If you didn't grow up christian (and default we-didn't-go-to-church christian counts here too) this is REALLY weird and kind of gauche.

    ANYHOO BACK TO TEBOW, currently bummed by checking his google alerts.

  • edited January 2012
    Nice job defending, Michael Vick, YT.

    "On August 24, Vick filed plea documents with the federal court. He pleaded guilty to "Conspiracy to Travel in Interstate Commerce in Aid of Unlawful Activities and to Sponsor a Dog in an Animal Fighting Venture". He admitted to providing most of the financing for the operation and to participating directly in several dog fights in Virginia, Maryland, North Carolina and South Carolina. He admitted to sharing in the proceeds from these dog fights. He further admitted that he knew his colleagues killed several dogs who did not perform well. He admitted to being involved in the destruction of 6–8 dogs, by hanging or drowning. The "victimization and killing of pit bulls" was considered as aggravating circumstances that led prosecutors to exceed the federal sentencing guidelines for the charge. He denied placing any side bets on the dogfights.[58]"

    Not in anyway close to just his cousin owning fighting dogs. He admitted to participating, financing, and killing dogs.

    VERY ILLEGAL and TERRIBLE.

    Michael Vick has not been stopped from working, being very famous, being very rich, and a hero to those who choose him. He signed a $100 million dollar contract this year and has the 6th most popular jersey in the NFL. So, Michael Vick is doing okay.


    Tim Tebow has opinions that I vehemently disagree and I think less of him for him expressing that, but free speech is not illegal, and of course people like him because a lot of people are anti abortion and like anyone who expresses that opinion.

    I don't like Tim Tebow, but its in no way weird that he hasn't been suspended by the NFL like you are implying. There are no NFL policies against players making political or social statements. If he was suspended the ACLU would probably defend him.

    The Tebow love is annoying but he is loathed nearly as much as he is loved so I think it works out fairly.

    As of yet Tebow has yet to force his physical will on another living being (a la Vick and Roethlisberger)
  • What up with that?
    What up with that?
  • edited January 2012
    this is fair stevie
    I flew off half cocked again, as per.

    Vick is obviously a huge turd.

    I get all my sports info from Gary and it appears he fed me wrong information, or I misunderstood him (re: Vick's cousin).

    I was trying to draw some comparison between the "forcing of ones values on someone physically" vs. "forcing of ones values on an entire demographic of people legislatively." But it didn't really work. But I still feel there is some parallel to be drawn.

    Like just because he's advocating for laws (instead of directly committing violence) doesn't mean it's not still shitty sexist violence.

    Like if someone were advocating for sharia law and women not being able to drive cars, we'd be like "that's really violent and hateful toward women," and this to me is basically the same concept. Still forcing, still violence, still being a huge dick.

    I shouldn't have made the Vick comparison though, that was bullshit of me, especially since I didn't even know what I was talking about!!!!! CLASSIC YT
  • edited January 2012
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  • Yes, I've heard Gary do the same rant.

    Turns out, he's an Eagles fan, so he might not be the most unbiased about Michael Vick.
    But he is a dog lover. CONFUSING.

    The beautiful thing about democracy is Tim Tebow's opinion has no impact on woman's bodies, which is why we have free speech. If Tebow could say that and it would have impact, then free speech wouldn't exist, in theory.

    I agree that his opinion is shitty and sexist and theoretically violent. The more fucked up aspect is that he took action beyond speech and aligned himself and tried to raise money for an organization (Focus on the Family) to pass anti abortion legalization.

    BUT what about how I think there should be a law that it's illegal to own firearms? If it were up to me I would take peoples' guns away. I understand that this issue isn't loaded with a gender dynamic, but gun owners/advocates would certainly say that this is an equally violent and shitty forcing of values on my part. I would say that I'm trying to stop violence (gun violence), and christians would argue that they are trying to stop violence (by ending abortion).

    I think my values are correct and make more sense for humanity and so do they.

    I'm thankful for my own ability to express my opinions about what people should and shouldn't be allowed to do, so I have to respect someone else's whose opinions are opposite of mines right to also do so.

    I am comforted by a recent tweet by comedian Doug Benson: "Gay sex will exist forever, abortions will continue to happen, people will always smoke weed. Know what is going away, though? OLD PEOPLE"

    Tim Tebow isn't an old person, but most of the people who share his social values are, and then Tim Tebow will be all alone.

  • I agree with Steve for the most part, especially about free speech, but I don't think we should underestimate the power of words/language/opinions to do real physical damage in the world.

    For instance, gay kids in school who are constantly verbally harassed and bullied might not necessarily endure "physical" violence, but the opinions of bullies can have extremely harmful effects - so many of these kids end up at least contemplating suicide, if not going all the way.

    So yeah, Tim Tebow can say whatever he wants about abortion/gay marriage/evolution/whatever, but I don't agree that words can't have physical ramifications on actual bodies. We are shaped by language, and hateful and harmful rhetoric *does* have impact on bodies.

    Judith Butler probably explains this better than I ever could.
    Regulative discourse!
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judith_Butler#Gender_Trouble:_Feminism_and_the_Subversion_of_Identity_.281990.29
  • edited January 2012
    Disclaimer: I am not familiar with ANYTHING said by any American Football player, ever. I'm just riffing on what I've heard in this thread.

    ALSO: AUTOMATIC F FOR CITING WIKIPEDIA TWICE
  • We had a Michael Vick vs. Tim Tebow debate at work today that was pretty close to this.

    Bullying is horrible on any level. I went to a Lutheran High School for a bit, and it was like being around a bunch of Tebows who all want to knock your books out of your hand because "QUEER". I wonder how much worse or better it would have been if myspace or facebook had been around then. I have no idea what it is like to be a high school student now.
  • edited January 2012
    You're totally right, Alex.

    Can we identify the point at which language becomes violent?

  • edited January 2012
    Here is the Tebow commercial for Focus on the Family that aired during the SuperBowl.



    Just as a reference.
  • edited January 2012
    I'm not sure we can identify that point! And as you pointed out already, one person's violence is another person's peace. It's an extremely difficult thing to navigate.

    I was going to say that a rhetoric of "exclusion" is where language becomes violent. I read this pretty interesting book called "Exclusion and Embrace" in Christian college, and although I don't believe in God any more, I still kind of agree with the primary tenet:

    "Increasingly we see that exclusion has become the primary sin, skewing our perceptions of reality and causing us to react out of fear and anger to all those who are not within our (ever-narrowing) circle. In light of this, Christians must learn that salvation comes, not only as we are reconciled to God, and not only as we "learn to live with one another," but as we take the dangerous and costly step of opening ourselves to the other, of enfolding him or her in the same embrace with which we have been enfolded by God. "

    http://www.amazon.com/Exclusion-Embrace-Theological-Exploration-Reconciliation/dp/0687002826

    Rather than acting in fear and anger and exclusion, we act in an "embrace of otherness".

    I think I read this right after 9/11, and right in-between that period of finishing college and moving to Anacortes and becoming a heathen. Was pretty influential at that time for me.
  • WOAH HE TOTALLY TACKLED HIS MOM AND THEN EMBRACED HER. EXCLUSION AND EMBRACE.
  • Here is a statement from him about the controversy about the ad from the Palm Beach Post:

    "I know some people won't agree with it, but I think they can at least respect that I stand up for what I believe, and I'm never shy about that," Tebow said. "I don't feel like I'm very preachy about it, but I do stand up for what I believe. Unfortunately in today's society not many athletes tend to do that. So I'm just standing for something."

    Pam Tebow contracted amoebic dysentery during her pregnancy with Tim in the Philippines in 1987. Doctors advised her to abort the pregnancy, but she refused and eventually gave birth to a healthy boy.

    "I've always been every convicted of it (being anti-abortion), because that's the reason I'm here, because my mom was a very courageous woman," Tebow said. "So any way that I could help, I would do it."


  • edited January 2012
    Ut oh

    In this video Timmy's being interviewed in a church in Georgia and he says 3 weeks after the Super Bowl ad a survey was conducted and the results were that 5 and half million people changed their opinion and became Pro-Life due to the ad. That seems so false!



    Forget anything I said, LETS BURN HIM AT THE STAKE
  • Are violent fantasies about revenge about powerful leaders and sports figures the same kind of "negative violent language"?
  • I guess we can't fault him too much if he literally escaped the clutches of the reaper via his mom saying no to abortion. I mean, we can't fault his pro-life stance, anyone trying to make abortion actually *illegal* is fucked.
  • Oh my god, I just watched that commercial. His mom calls him her "miracle baby" and that is my new bird's name.
  • That commercial. Man, I feel all gross this morning now.
  • edited January 2012
    I missed this whole wonderful conversation about language and violence because I was watching JOHN CARPENTER'S "THE THING," which was excellent by the way

    It's true the blobby area in between "free speech is important" and "language can be violence" is impossible to fully navigate (for example, in Germany I believe anti-semitic speech does not fall under the protection of their free speech laws. Am I misremembering this? But if that's true it's very interesting w/r/t this conversation).

    Part of it seems to be about recognizing that violence isn't just a monolithic thing--for example, in an abortion situation, perhaps the abortion itself can be construed as violence against an unborn child, but then if you take a step back, what other kinds of violence are inflicted by making THAT violence the only meaningful one? What if the mother is in danger of her life. What if the mother was raped and this is the rapist's baby she's expected to carry to term and find somebody to adopt. What if the mother is a drug addict, and the baby is going to be born with horrible birth defects and/or brain damage and/or already addicted to crack.

    Or even more abstractly, what if the mom just can't afford the baby, and doesn't want the baby. So forcing her to have the baby leads to a human being spending years and years and years of its life in an unhealthy, cold, poverty-stricken environment where people beat up on it all the time. YEARS of violence, every kind of violence, leading to a very high probability of a kind of dead-end life vs. the one moment of cellular violence in the womb. And the "baby" can't make these choices--the mother is trying to make these choices, trying to negotiate between all these violences.

    People like Tim Tebow can't think like this.

    The kind of "argument" Tebow makes, about "oh I'm glad I wasn't aborted, so abortion should be illegal" is SUCH BULLSHIT. It's like "oh I wouldn't want to ever go to the opera so lets CLOSE THE NEA." So Tim Tebow ended up having a nice life and becoming a strong healthy millionaire, that's really great for him, but not every single non-aborted fetus is going to have that kind of life narrative. His mom chose not to abort him because SHE WANTED HIM. That makes all the difference. His use of this personal shit as a political argument totally reveals the terrifying narcissism of this kind of person. "Everyone is just like me, and if they aren't then they deserve to be punished."

  • I would apply this same kind of stuff to gun control. Ok maybe having the government take away this one kind of possession you enjoy owning feels violent to you. But if you take a step back and look at the thousands and thousands of people who are killed or horribly mangled every year by guns---ACCIDENTALLY, even!--or that fucking 14 year old kid who just got sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole because one night he got all weird and held his grandfather's gun in his lap for 3 hours, obsessing over it--the gun, its power--and then randomly shot his grandfather for no reason...now he's going to die in prison in 50-60 years, WHAT THE FUCK?! The violence extrapolated out becomes totally unavoidable to me. I think anyone who can't see it this way is either blinded by some sort of bullshit personal experience (one time I had a gun and was glad I did / I'm glad my mom didn't abort me) or is just incapable of (or unwilling to engage in) critical thought, or both.

  • edited January 2012
    :(
  • "I go off alone to find the cat!"
  • I enjoyed the thing
  • I can totally fault him for being anti-abortion even if he "escaped the clutches of the reaper via his mom saying no to abortion." I was adopted, so I too escaped the clutches of the reaper, but I can still see that abortion being legal is pretty fucking important.

    That said, Tebow is a sports figure, who aren't known for having a huge effect government policy. Who cares what this dude thinks? I don't. He's got some misguided/uninformed/different opinions on abortion. It doesn't make him a misogynist jerk, just a kind of obnoxious one.
  • Right, I was saying I understand why he thinks it's important to "choose life," but that I can't agree with anyone who wants to take the choice away entirely.
  • do the tebow! down on one knee,

    also "hail mary"

    also "we need a miracle"

    also such shitty spirals on his throws

    also "what a jack ass"

    also "oh OF COURSE he's anti-abortion"

    "jesus H christ"

    "HOLY SHIT!"


    i'm sorry but i'm pretty in

  • bootsy collins' son made this song. only 270 views. lets help him out
    great line about
    316
    and john


    also they never do an actual dance??
  • Seriously! His throws are SO WOBBLY! I actually hadn't watched a full game with him until this past Sunday. LEARN TO THROW, TEBOW!


  • if planking is hella racist and related to how slaves were brought over shackled and stacked on planks with vomit and feces running down and a lot of them died

    then

    tebowing is ________

  • I did not know about planking being hella racist. Tebowing is everything that is wrong ever.
  • Tebowing is



    You know what really blows my mind about the Wizard of Oz? It came out in 1939 when the world was all fucked and genocidey and I bet yourstruly could tell us something about wwii and the wizard of oz. Also maybe not.
  • Also the carbon monoxide alarm went off in our building today and the fire people came and turned off our boiler and didn't turn off the water or the steam turned to water or something and all the radiators in our building started spraying water and our ceiling was leaking and then the plaster or whathefuckever fell in and our couch is fucked and it was a messy bummer. And there is like 100 years of layers of paint falling off the ceiling and it was shitty.

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  • and maybe that is why uncleboatshoes2012 said living in new york is like

    http://www.statesrightsrecords.com/temp/carol.mp3
  • edited January 2012
    Wouldn't you think that the fire dept has dealt with a boiler before in a way that doesn't wreak destruction?
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