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This Week in Mash-up News

ManInTheIvoryTowerManInTheIvoryTower
Matt Damon and the Pope discovered water on Mars, turns out VWs run on the tears of John Boehner, and Peyton Manning threw a football so hard at the moon it turned red!

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  • 12341234
    This is a great summary.
  • ManInTheIvoryTowerManInTheIvoryTower
    Update: House Republicans elected a blimp as their speaker, which was promptly stolen by Dennis Hastert and crashed landed near a high school, ending a fight between a cop and a black female student over the health effects of bacon.
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