it's ok Wanda, I messed up my absentee ballot situation and ended up not voting in the FIRST OBAMA ELECTION, missing out on a little piece of history!
In fact I reported my situation to whatever gay rights group was looking into California's insane absentee ballot issue, because I requested my ballot LITERALLY 8 weeks in advance and just straight-up never got it
If you win one of those positions you're sentenced to going to local Democratic Party committee meetings for the duration of your term. Cruel and unusual punishment.
E-coli known to be in Portland water supply on 5/20, city delays issuing warning until after election. Day after election city officials announce a new scheme to fund road maintenance via fees collected on PWS bill. In politics, like comedy, timing is everything!
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This is the first election in probably a decade in which I did not vote. I don't know what happened.
WATER MEASURE FUCK YOU
In fact I reported my situation to whatever gay rights group was looking into California's insane absentee ballot issue, because I requested my ballot LITERALLY 8 weeks in advance and just straight-up never got it
so I did try
You can change it online and the next one will go wherever you like.
jk
That's a pretty great chant.