In an exclusive arrangement,
Zach's Shack will be airing the
first Presidential Debate for the enjoyment of Urban Honkers.
The debate is Wednesday, October 3, at 6 pm. It will be happy hour at Zach's Shack. I am told Mitt Romney has a whole arsenal of "zingers" at the ready.
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Sorry if you've already seen this somewhere. Trying not to be that reposty guy. Um...
"2nd Romney zinger PREVIEW: "That's easy for you to say, Mr. President, I suppose!" (Romney aid: this zinger will "shatter POTUS for life")"
"3rd Romney zinger PREVIEW: "Is this a podium, or a doll's coffin?" (He will say this if the podium is 2 inches high. Aide: "We're hoping")"
Just off phone w/1 of Romney's "Imagzingeers," the team that produces his zingers. He told me these zingers "will be the best" zingers
1st and 3rd are the more tradish style with questions asked by newsy moderator.
"DR PRESIDENT..................... Do you like me?"
He got to choose six topics. He chose
The Economy - I
The Economy - II
The Economy - III
Health Care
The Role of Government
Governing
In other news, Jim Lehrer drives me crazy.
The Role of Government
Governing
Government
Government - II
Governance
I have used his collection for reference in the past:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jasonliebigstuff/
zingers = not an inside joke.
From yesterday's NYT:
"Mr. Romney’s team has concluded that debates are about creating moments and has equipped him with a series of zingers that he has memorized and has been practicing on aides since August. His strategy includes luring the president into appearing smug or evasive about his responsibility for the economy."
the internet going crazy making fun of theoretical Romney zingers.
That is part of why he is the world's greatest genius.
What on earth will the memorized zingers be???
Maybe Mitt will sing some Al Green?
Hope to see you at Zach's! Especially YT since I sent her a heartfelt "we should hang out more" email after I was tricked by automated references to my first name in the last UH update. Got me good there Mikey. :)
"On day one, our new president must be able to face Iran's leader and ask him if the place where he bought that shirt also has a men's department."
"What if Romney has memorized his zingers by associating each of them with one of his seventeen yachts."
for so many reasons
also my count was one (1) zinger?!?? Should have been way more zingers
Why is he saying "yes" and nodding while Mitt speaks? Mitt just smiles tightly and doesn't move when Barry speaks. And Mitt doesn't give a damn about whatever Jim Lehrer wants to do, while Barry seems to be looking to Lehrer to enforce the rules. Lehrer is like one of those pesky regulators standing the way of freedom!
I'm afraid Barry has given Mitt's media team a lot of footage they can turn into unflattering imagery. I predict a big cut in Barry's lead over the next week.
-Mitt
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/10/romneys-successful-debate-plan-lying.html?mid=twitter_nymag
Also, yeah, the lying thing.
It was so intense how he was literally just saying the Democrats' platform was his platform. All of a sudden he's "always" been espousing these Democratic talking points?? What am I even watching
Lets be honest though, doesn't he look INCREDIBLY GOOD for his age? He literally looks a full 18 years younger than he is. It's astonishing. He's 15 years younger than Obama but they look utterly like peers.
All that clean livin'
But it might have just been a physical reaction to MITT'S LIES
(in response to YT)
I OD'd on Vitamin C. Woops. Who knew?
ok more from de Grasse Tyson
McDonalds triple-cheeseburger has only two cheese slices. Should be a double-cheese-triple-burger. (Slow day in the universe)
Josh, I felt AWESOME after Zach's. Could be the difference between animal-based hot dog and non? I wouldn't eat an animal-based hot dog for a million dollars.
Ok I probably would