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What Are You Assholes Doing Today?

edited February 2012
I am grading midterms!

I really fucked up the midterm somehow. It's like every student got 102% on it and then randomly two people got C minuses. What did I do????

In the 30 minute window of glorious spring weather this morning I walked the dog. Now it's raining again--I nailed it!

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  • Ate breakfast at Sweetpea with the family and now I'm at a loss for what to do. Maybe I'll take a bath and finish A Dance With Dragons.
  • So far:
    Laid in bed for an hour thinking mildly-moderately stressful thoughts interspersed with reflections on the movie "Crazy Stupid Love"
    Read half of Entertainment Weekly and watched half an episode of Modern Family
    Showered (not getting hair wet)
    Sent Friend off to get waffles for us to eat
    Looked at fleece jackets online

    I am still not dressed
  • Also YT- you didn't do anything! Everyone in your class is super smart except for those two dumb dummies!
  • ugh!!
    they are really smart, it's true. Unusually smart for their dumbass age group. I am pretty awed.

    Your day sounds weirdly stressful even though it mostly has involved "lounging." How do you feel about your day?

    I'm not dressed either. How ironic, since i was just the other day bitching about how much I loathe "all-day pajamas." NOW WHO'S LOATHSOME???
  • Sometimes I feel a low-grade depression on the Saturday morning after a busy week at work. This week I was going going going all week- lots of cool projects with the kids, their concert was Thursday evening, we're getting ready for parent/teacher conferences- and then I crashed early last night and woke up mildly morose today.

    It's dumb. Why Saturday Blues?!? Sunday Blues are bad enough!
  • At least I'm dressed now. Well, semi dressed. Leggings + sweatshirt and no bra. A half-step up from pajamas.
  • Been getting those Sunday Blues a lot lately.
    I think it's because I romanticize the notion of coffee and crosswords and lazy and then when it happens I get super bored and feel like I'm not doing anything with my life.

    Today is work. Earlier I made crepes. Flipped 'em like a pro. Straight-up.
    And the (shitty) NBA all-star events.
    And poker later.
  • Woke up and took care of my animal buddies, showered, dressed, made breakfast and then lunch, about to go hang out with our new pal Zoe (IRL for the 1st time!), then later I need to write some pitches for a possible job, make a new resume (last time I did that was around 2006), and hopefully watch some Stella eps if this download completes.

    BACHELOR WEEKEND
  • In a triumphant victory over adversity, I succeeded in getting a haircut. The human spirit is indomitable!
  • edited February 2012
    Woke up at 6:30, took a nap at 9:30, took a shower, went out for coffee & swiss grilled on rye reading Weetzie Bat. I pushed the cover on the table so no one would see...this one time I saw my goth idol reading Nausea on the bus, and I felt kind of embarrassed. Then I came home and made David dance with me to The Cars! Now I am going to drink a Terminal Gravity IPA and work on my blogs.

    Wanda did yard work also this morning
  • "I think it's because I romanticize the notion of coffee and crosswords and lazy and then when it happens I get super bored and feel like I'm not doing anything with my life."

    SO TRUE, I think this says it perfectly. "Ahh, I can't wait to just be lazy after this crazy week!" Then after like 20 minutes you're like "God I'm a shit head"

    RCH your day sounds killer
  • p.s zin I am jealous, I look like a yeti
  • I walked the dog and I worked on my diss and I made love to Gary's wife. All in all, not a bad day!
  • edited February 2012
    I woke up in Portland. (How did that happen?)

    Then drove J-dog down to Grandma's house in the no cellphone backcountry south of Corvallis. Learning a lot about the medical administration nightmare my Mom is involved in with my 90 year-old Grandma.

  • : - (
    Your mommies are in my thoughts!
  • : o

    Somebody call Gary!
  • OWLS might catch your sweet little *ss later on (with R.A.C.H.Y.)

    Did I say that

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  • Really Always Chewy Hot Yummy
  • edited February 2012
    G R O O V Y !

    My day was devoted to fucking cleaning. First, errand to Ikea (and Ikea breakfast!). They didn't have the thing we frucking needed- a covered t.p holder. Neither did Target or Home Depot!
    Our little prince is currently entranced by shredding entire rolls of TP while we sleep... it's really messy.
    We never found that thing, but purchased a toolbox, weird small shelf, bleach, catnip spray, and other crap . This outing made me feel crazee.

    Then we cleaned the shit out of the house! It still needs even more cleaning!
    Now I am doing all the shitfucking laundry! 4 loads of it!

    I would LOVE to have a day doodling around my house, doing nothing- I don't even think that would make me emo. Wasn't in the cards, tho, cause I can't do nothing OR anything in a dirty house.

    How much TP will he shred tonight?????


  • Thanks, LT. It's a don't-ask-the-insurance-company-for-help-because-they-will-make-it-so-much-worse type situation.

    But at least tonight we are having a traditional-style family dinner of fishsticks and sweet potato fries.
  • l also made a really silly photo when the sun came out for a minute, and watched my cat sunbathe. That part was so chill.
  • i had such an awesome special day! it was so nice i almost feel like a jerk for even writing about it, but i am going to any ways!

    first, i woke up in a fancy hotel in midtown manhatten. i got coffee and then went for a stroll in central park- where i found a zoo that i hadn't realized was there so i sat and watched the sea lions flop around. i ate a hot dog and then met up with our very own k mikey m as well as jamie, scott, and harvest (portland people in new york / ex-portland people living in new york) - we went to a bar called the OLD CASTLE and jamie took notes as k mikey m held a meeting. we all then went to the MoMA where a movie i made was showing, but since i had seen the movie a few times already i wandered around the MoMA looking at all the art and then went and did a very nice question & answer session with an audience that was both bigger and more enthusiastic than i had anticipated! we then went to eat sushi with even more portland people and also some real new york people, and then jamie took us to some weird art-installation meditation zone that has been running in someone's tribecca flat since 1978 that was basically the weirdest deepest black-light-drone-vibe i have ever experienced. we then went to a Russian vodka/piano bar and got tipsy, and now i am back in my fancy hotel wearing a robe and getting ready to watch cable! I LOVE NEW YORK!

  • The Dream House!

    It's one of my favorite places ever in the world!

    La Monte Young

    Sounds like a great day!
  • Now I listen to two to three songs at once on the computer.

    Next level will be iTunes, tumblr, youtube, and vinyl.
  • that's it, The Dream House!
    and when the volunteer who was working the door learned that we were from Portland asked us if we were familiar with White Rainbow! we were like "yeah, think we heard of him"
  • My day was very much like @bigmacattack, but from a shorter point of view and involving more juice and salad and a morning trip through the new space exhibit at the natural history museum with adrian. It was also a very fantastic day.

    Also I ate a nyc bagel. It was great.
  • 30 minutes as a farm hand. Moving some timber rounds from under a tarp by the old hippie camper (shake shingle Victorian shake on a early twentieth century International Harvester flatbed truck) over to the woodshed. Strong cup of Mr. Coffee. Supervised J-dawg's shower then fluffed her with a set of Pirate decorated kiddie towels. 'bout to get into the intricacies of a Hoyer patient-lift (the little crane/jack that we use to get Grandma from bed to wheelchair). Pleasant day on the silk-screen farm.
  • Farm! I'm sorry you are there for sad/frustrating reasons, but the joy of a farm? Right?
  • Yes, so sorry DrJ. I hope having DrJ -Jr. with you takes the edge off a bit. Cycle of life and all.

    My Sunday is going great. Similar activities to yesterday but today I got up early and met a friend for coffee and a treat. I think getting up out of the bed and putting on the clothes right away is pretty key to staving off the blues. Purposeful relaxing as opposed to listless relaxing perhaps?

    I'm now eating mini spinach pies and watching NBC shows on Hulu. Later I will purchase groceries for the week and clean up a bit, then watch the Oscars at a friend's house. Great day!
  • Also for the record yesterday got way better- I purchased a fleece jacket (great middle layer for hiking!) IRL and went for a spontaneous dinner at the home of Zin and Freddy! Delicious as I'm sure you can all imagine.
  • I did some extensive research in the past year, and I think you are absolutely correct about getting up, showered and dressed ASAP having an effect on your mood for that day.
  • edited February 2012
    O, guys! Yes! It's totally cool here with three generations of my ladies here on the farm. The Hoyer lift is bomb. I love that Jdawg isn't spooked by her one-word-at-a-time great-grandma. It's all good, the whole arc of life. The insurance/nurse thing is a bummer that may yet have some bad effects (worst case, they might theoretically try to force her into a convalescent center) but there are battles to fight before that comes to pass. It was just kind of a shock because my Mom didn't share any of this struggle with me before I got here and it turns out it has been consuming all of her time over the last two weeks. The way US medical care works is you have to hang on the phone for hours and hours just to get the simplest thing done (and most likely done wrong the first three times).

    But no, good times here on the farm. The firewood is in the woodshed. Jdawg swept out the bunkhouse. Good to get better in synch with the Mama unit. (Did I tell you she's a bit of a kooky-brid? Shhh... it's true.)
  • Now that my home is cleaned, laundry washed, candles burned, and fresh ikea ding-dongs have been applied I am feeling very wonderful!

    I stayed up late with some ladies, then stayed up even later reading a book about Catherine the Great, and slept in (til 10!).
    I did not shower or dress, but I did get up, make the bed, and put on a sweatshirt & make a good breakfast. Since I have been laying on the bed! Catching up with my internets, doing small tasks, laying my feet upon the cat, etc.

    NO BUMMER
    no emo
    sriously chillin'

    Why can't the weekend be 3 days? I need one more day to go roaming, take a drive, breathe fresh air...
  • last night i got sick from drinking a coke too fast then smelling ciggys!
    Had to kill hours of time on the net til my tummy unknotted... got in some good blogging though

    Hugs
  • I am so happy my man is having a fun time in NYC this weekend, but so bummed I am not there with him, especially because I stayed home for stupid "finance" reasons.

    I did some boring work in my cubicle this weekend, went for a jog in that burst of sunshine we had but wore too many layers and got too hot, so it didn't last long. I called the vet because our dumb-face is acting like everything hurts him. I spent the night at my sister's house with my 3 yr. old nephew and 7mo old niece. Lot of dancing to the "monkey song," which is something saved special for Auntie Moosh (that's me).

    This afternoon I'm going to attend the opening of Disjecta's biennial at the art gym and get food somewhere with a friend. Then I will pick Matt up at the airport. That's all.
  • Auntie Moosh!
  • got up showered and dressed and breakfasted early this morning, felt good.
    did some work, some crossword, some coffee.
    but i am about to hit that "Sunday wall".
    also, it is sunny outside and i am just staring out the window at it which doesn't help!
  • Here is my conundrum re: getting up and showering/dressing right away. Well, I have two conundrums, really:

    1. I like my coffee HOT. I mean really really REALLY hot. No one knows how I can handle such hot coffee touching my sensitive tongue, but I can and I won't have it any other way. Drinking my hot coffee causes me to sweat a lot, though, so I need to do it before I shower. However, it seems inevitable that once I have made myself my coffee and sat down in front of the computer, I am doomed. Three cups and five hours later (exaggeration), I might realize I am wasting my morning.

    2. Even more awesome than getting right in the shower and getting dressed in the morning is...EXERCISING first thing in the morning! And you have to do that before you shower. My sleepy self is completely averse to this idea, but it always seems like a possibility and something I should really talk myself into...something I should think over...maybe as I'm sipping my hot coffee in front of the computer.

    Ok, I see now that these are quite clearly lame excuses and not conundrums.
  • Yesterday: got up at 10:30, had a coffee, got a breakfast burrito with milady, took a shower, tried to go to a planetarium show at OMSI with some friends for a birthday but it was too insanely busy, so we went to MFP for a bloody mary, then went next door to Slow Bar for another bloody mary and ceviche, then I went home and napped from 4-6pm, then milady made dinner from 7-9, then a birthday party from 10-1am. Then sleep.

    Today: got up at 10:30, had coffee, got my tax stuff together, ran to Kinkos, printed tax forms, rode my bike in the rain up to Red E, met with my tax lady for an hour, rode to Brass Tacks, had a sandwich, rode to Albina Press, got a decaf coffee with Azure, have been wireframing a website here for 3 hours, then tonight is my mom's citizenship karaoke party at Voicebox in NW Portland. Sometime in the next 2 hours I need to find a chocolate cake for her party. FUN!
  • I'm not gonna lie: I reeeeeally want to just stay in all day and read the internet. That's all I want to do today (plus getting sunshine). But instead, I have six clients to meet with and a big supervision meeting and about five thousand progress notes to write. ugh.

  • I am finding clips of all the star wars themes to play for my students
    because we are talking about star wars today
    I am also drinking coffee
    just met with a student about her paper on lord of the rings
    it's a pretty normal day
    wearing real high heels, not great for my old-lady hip
    really looking forward to getting an epic shit-load of work done this weekend. I CAN NOT WAIT. OH GOD. Turning off the phone, not putting on pants for 2 days. By the end of the weekend I will hopefully have erased this terrible pit in my stomach I have whenever I think about this task that needs doing. WORK
  • Doing an actual PILE of work, at work. It's kind of amazing to see a pile rising up above my desk, and to have the headphones in and the respect and fear of my co-workers... don't bother the pile, must reduce pile...

    Drinking DECAF because I'm off coffee but still love hot drink/treat
    Drinking tangerine juice because it's cute
    Getting a massage later for my impossible neck/head situation
    Watching and mocking America's Next Top Model with a buddy
    Petting my stupid, stupid cat and letting him step on my face
    Reading a horrible thriller on Alan's hacked i-pad kindle fire
    Watching some flowers open, waiting for them to be just right to use for a project

    Really looking forward to doing my own work this weekend too! But I also want and need to see friends... friends? Can we hang out briefly, please? I like breakfast, lunch, dinner, coffee, sitting on your apartment floor, petting your stupid, stupid pet, and pizza.
  • I woke up and went to the gym. I was excited to go for two reasons. The first was because I took Jack3d, a pre-workout supplement that seems to be basically just be speed for weightlifters. The second is because my trainer Brandon is a coach for the Multnomah Special Olympics power-lifting team and they competed last weekend and I was curious how they did (they killed it!). So that was fun. And then it was nice out! And I made a weird smoothie with tofu in it *and* a juice from a recipe that Sasha emailed me. HEALTH DAY! Then I put on my pink shirt, yellow jacket, and SNEAKERS! Hey, check me out, I have sneakers on. So yeah, it's been quite a morning.

    Now at work everyone is nerding out about the iPad 3.
  • I like this idea of hanging out. STEVE IS BACK THIS SATURDAY! That's going to be very awesome.
  • what time is he getting back?
    does he need an airport pickup??
    I can not wait to punch that guy in the mouth.
    STEVIE
    It feels like he's been gone FOREVER
  • GET ME OUTTA HERE
    I want to go home!!!!!!!!!!!
    Bath
    Gym
    Work
    Food
    Lie Down
    Snoopy Punch
    Yard Work
    Laundry
    Office Clean
    TGIF
  • Heyyyyy UHXrs, I saw this play ACES last weekend that was really weird and great, if you like slightly twisted/off-kilter comedy a la Kids in The Hall, you should go see it this weekend...
    http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/a-pair-of-aces/Content?oid=5727082
  • edited March 2012
    It is beautiful and sunny and warm in New York today and it has mostly destroyed my productivity and now I'm looking at pictures of people swimming in pools on tumblr because that is what I like to do and I read an article by Aimee Bender called Another Angle on L.A. that basically sums up everything I love about LA and now I miss it a lot.
  • edited March 2012
    I listened to Majority Report, my favorite chat show. (Where Glenn Greenwald gave an absolutely fair and brilliant recap of the exceedingly grim constitutional implications of our President and his Department of Justice's decision to assassinate an American citizen in Yemen last year without due process. Yay! Go team!)

    Ate about 5 white cheddar CHEEZ-ITS.

    Composed some promotional tweeting for Souciant. (Really good one today deconstructing Netanyahu's creepy Purim gift to Obama Monday. Me so goy, didn't know nothing about Purim. Mitchell Plitnick is amazing on Israel. I can't believe we've got him weekly.)

    Tried really hard not to lose any more time to my endless UHX argument with @KDawg. (Semi-successful.)

    Put off a necessary piece of business writing for another couple of days. (Ugh.)

    Spread some Facebook around about the lovely edition of our weekly internet program Central Sounds that I co-produced on HollowEarth last night. (Guest hosts played all 90's R&B Love song/slow jammzz and took an awesome group photo of the in-studio party crew.)

    That lead to many minutes lost composing an overly comprehensive comment about Facebook privacy on a famous older friend's Facebook wall. Then lost power on this electric typer screen machine. Found the plug. Didn't lose any semi-composed text files. Then apparently lost my internet service. Dang. Will have money for that next week. Switched over to my phone 'hotspot' account. Posted Facebook privacy essay.
    [excerpt] ... Of course, Facebook makes its money by quantifying and tracking the behavior of the participants in its virtual society and packaging this data for sale to advertisers and commercial producers of all kinds. In theory, this data is atomized and scrubbed of all personal particulars before it leaves Facebook's control. I assume that any official police authority would have to obtain a judge's order to access one's account, but I'm not sure about that. I assume private security firms and contractors operate with fewer restrictions. I am also ignorant about whether courts could use information from Facebook as evidence, or whether there would be a violation of law if say, a "friend", were to post information from your Facebook account on a "public" blog. Lots of unknowns. I just leap into the chasm, assuming that everything is totally transparent and recorded these days. Whatever terror and barbarity is to come from this new order of collective humanity, let it come, let us face it. That said, I limit my circle to friends of friends.
    Saw that this little text box was still open on UHX so endeavored/-ing to finish off this slice-of-life post.

    G-friend just texted with a question I can't answer from memory or fingertips.

    Somebody is coming over in an hour or so (with money they owe!), then fetching J-Dawg from her elementary school.

    To do:

    Answer G-Friend.

    Bathe.

    Put on pants.

    Wash dishes.

    Straighten out J-Dawg's area.

    Finish resume tweak. (Starbucks? Amazon? That game company that so and so just started with?)

    Add protein to a slice of bread. Eat.

    Survey the marketplace for economic opportunities.
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