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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO UNCLE STEVE

edited August 2012
Dear Steve
For these long years you have brought so much joy to my life, and to the lives of every person who knows you. You are such a tremendous force of positive energy and fun. You have helped me through some of the worst times in my life, with your wisdom and your amazing gentleness, and you have also been there for some of the best times, and made them better. You are such a loyal, smart, hilarious person and I am so glad you are my friend.

I hope your birthday is a true delight! I hope you do whatever you want to do, and nothing you don't want to do.

What a cool guy
What a funny face
What a silly man
What a handsome dear
OUR STEVE

Comments

  • Virtuous Vivid Virgo!

    The longer I know this guy, the more he keeps surprising me. I like that.

    He really pays attention to people. Not just his friends. For example, he kept David alive for all those years.

    He keeps giving us secret songs and he's really insistent that one listens to them. If I don't like it, he says I need to open my mind up. I like that.

    Sometimes he cuts his hair or face hair into an amusing shape, for the good of all man kind.

    He is a really hard worker!

    His father stole a pie.

    When God put Steve's soul on earth, he did it so that we would have a little more sun shine in this life. Thank you for Steve!
  • STEVE!

    The S is for Silly,
    The T is for Tough,
    The E is for Everyone that he loves,
    The V is for Virtue,
    The other E is only there so it spells Steve.

    He's Steve.
  • S is for Schroeder!
    C is for the C in Schroeder!
    H is for the H in Schroeder!
    R is for the R in Schroeder!
    O is for the O in Schroeder!
    E is for the E in Schroeder!
    D is for the D in Schroeder!
    E is for the E in Schroeder!
    R is for Ranch Cramps!
  • Is someone going to throw this super star a pizza party or what?
  • OH SHIT
    STEVE U KNOW I LUV U DOGG
    VERY MUCH
    WE R GONNA BUY U SO MANY PIZZA PARTIES TONIGHT AND FOR A WHILE BECAUSE
    OMG ITS YR DAY!!!!

    YR THE BEST! #1
  • Seriously... is there a thing going on?
    I'm not on FaceButt
  • What a man, what a man, what a mighty fine man!

    I'll say it again --

    What a man, what a man, what a mighty fine man!

    Happiest birthday. I hope someone special makes you a 3 course meal tonight -- and I hope those courses are amazing pizza salads.
  • edited August 2012
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    STEVE!

    What a human friend!
    Wanderer, adventurer, swimmer, joker, dancing man who is so nice: We salute you!
  • You guys are sweet and are sure nice to say things that would make a person feel nice.

    No parties this time!
    I need productivity right now but I will party in the fooch (like future).

    That's a pretty good one, Sally. Buck boy.
  • that picture is killing me. What a sweetie pie

    HIS DAD STOLE ONE (a pie)

    A family of great people
  • He likes to take a drive!
  • He brings his own coffee to people's house when he is a guest there! I have learned this classy-ass move from him. He has many classy moves but this may be my fave.

    He is one of my dog's favorite people. This is how you know someone is really great and not a serial killer.
  • edited August 2012
    i think that's what he meant by "being productive"
  • C'mon!! Be classy for Steve.
  • Good work, Steve!
  • Happy Birthday Steve!
  • Steve!

    I remember this one time years ago when I decided it would be a great idea to go dancing, so I invited everyone to meet me at Holocene. As usually happens when I have a great idea like this, exactly two people showed up. But then I realized Steve was the D.J. and he was over there just getting down like it was nobody's business and it made me feel much more comfortable on the dance floor with my two friends (actually, I think they came one at a time), even though I was likely too shy to say hello.

    Steve gets down and makes people comfortable! Happy birthday, Steve!
  • crucially important human.
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