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The Ballad of the Malheur Patriots
Sorry for the /r/portland xpost but this is just too good...
"Patriots, patriots!
Stormin' a building surrounded by ducks!
They didn't stand down.
They vowed to stand up!
Even if they didn't know for what."
"Patriots, patriots!
Stormin' a building surrounded by ducks!
They didn't stand down.
They vowed to stand up!
Even if they didn't know for what."