Category Archives: Opinion

Re: bread

Bread was invented millions of years ago by neanderthals or something. Somebody had the idea to crush wheat up and mix it with other stuff and accidentally burn it in a fire, a fire started by lightning and tyrannosaurus rexes, … Continue reading

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Adolescence. The Greatest Slapstick Comedy Of All.

I got up early this morning to take my dear boyfriend to the airport. Then I went for a jog. When I got back, I began thinking about some of the more embarrassing moments I have experienced in my young … Continue reading

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Re: The Angriest Police Officer I have Ever Seen in my Life

It was dawn. The fog was thick and rolling amongst the dark, beautiful evergreens of the area surrounding the freeway just past Seattle, Washington. It was a Saturday morning, and Steve and I were beginning the final leg of our … Continue reading

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