Category Archives: Opinion

Oh R2 Look–It’s Chewbacca’s Family

Last night I got home and the house was filled with the comforting smell of couscous, and my old man was rattling pans around. It is a very homey and pleasant feeling, to come home to someone rattling pans around. … Continue reading

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My Mom Bought Me This Shirt, When I Wear It I’m The Shit. >Really Not That Legit. My Mom Bought It.

Other cool phrases: I’ll tell you what darkest dolphin why are the missiles called peacekeepers / when they’re aimed to kill? ol’ stompin’ grounds dumber than a whole jar full of dumb like ugly on an ape if you’ll be … Continue reading

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The Vice President Shot Someone In the Face With a Shotgun

Dear Blog, So much happened, so very much happened during your long absence, that it almost hurts the spirit to contemplate summing it up. Peter Benchley died, and the Vice President shot someone in the face with a shotgun. And … Continue reading

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