Category Archives: Opinion

“Here’s that bird you used to see when you were drunk”

I’m enjoying a beautiful sunday morning here in paradise, with some iced espresso in an ol’ jug, wondering if it will rain today. We got our first CSA farm share box yesterday. It was full of such exotic treats, such … Continue reading

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Hot Dog

Sometimes the stack of books on my desk fills me with ennui, like that time it was nothing but narrative theory and I wanted to die. Other times it gets me so incredibly stoked, like that time it was nothing … Continue reading

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Did You Know?

Did you hear that the Catholic church is bringing back the indulgence? It’s true! Yes, the thing that caused the Protestant Reformation and subsequent Catholic Counter-Reformation, what with the orgasming Jesus statues and the drinking of milk from Mary’s breasts … Continue reading

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