Author Archives: Julianne

truly, angioplasty is the best medical procedure, because it requires a balloon. Because one SHOULD celebrate the clearing away of blockages.

it’s all over. So I began this week with some escapism: I od’ed on Crunk Juice, aka Crunk energy drink, at the Lil Jon-hosted E-40 listening party, at Electric Lady studios on NYC’s beautiful WESTSIIIDE, famous for Jimi Hendrix (and … Continue reading →

I have been waiting for this night forever… I am attending my cousin’s quinceanera–Chris is coming with me–SHIT IS GOING TO BE LIVE!!!! PHOTOS TK!!

AMAZING Even if you just watch the first ten minutes… the writers WERE DEFINITELY aware of the absurdity they were presenting–the best part, though, is that when I was watching it religiously as an impressionable grade schooler, I WASN’T.

what is he thinkin when he looks into my eyes? wooooah and, hands down, the best song of 1986. predates third-wave/independent women brand of feminism. wrought with drama. dance party clout for days. and synergy.

NYC turn on radio, Mister Cee Throwback at Noon, aka one of maybe 2-3 bulletproof reasons to legitimately listen to hot 97 as music authority… earlier this week Chris and I debated the degree to which Mister CEe has lately … Continue reading →

I haven’t seen it yet but Marisa just emailed to tell me our Rap Francais story, AKA THE REASON I WAS IN PARIS IN DECEMBER!! (god, how long i have been dying to tell you), is out now in the … Continue reading →

Even though he thinks I am anti-Semitic for loving Ryan over Cohen (it is only because we are both troubled, working-class geniuses who overcame our predestiny of pregnancy and the pokey), Josh Kun is probably in my Top Three of … Continue reading →

dudes, go here right now and just sign yr name and click, cuz companies are starting to charge for the internet, and once the floodgates are opened…. ?

YAY to turntable lab having a blog, BOO to “SHADY DUDE”‘s gross and incessant gross fucking disgustoid referencing women as “TANG” and putting up boob shots, like hello, WOMEN LIKE RECORDS TOO, record-appreciation is not a closed circuit, and that … Continue reading →