Author Archives: Julianne

cuz there’s so much crap i’m juggling at this very second, i just want to say something real quick to all the rappers out there: YO! I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR SOUNDSCANS & hearing about them in yr raps … Continue reading →

This new Jane magazine blog stuff is goin live today… I think that maybe you will see me on there, talking. Comfortable pajamas, the professional blogger’s equivalent of rocking a power suit. Comfortable pajamas, that is, or Fitted Sweats.

For all 12,000-14,000 of you following my molcajete saga, it has concluded triumphantly! In the best valentine’s day gift this year (second-best: Jaheim’s Ghetto Classics fed-exed on 2/14, with love, direct from my boyfriends the Warner Brothers), the very best … Continue reading →

Paul Allen, RAIDER JON’S GOT YR NUMBER! (watch out, tho, Raider Jon: Paul Allen’s the Cascadian answer to a Kennedy. You don’t want yr girl to find you all laid up on the futon with an empty bottle of valium … Continue reading →

I got $5000 on Harry Whittington dying from his “heart attack” before any journalist gets a callback from the hospital “marketing department” (?!?) that is taking his messages. Who’s with me?

You just need to go here and listen to “Robert Christgau’s Jop’d in the Closet,” it’s something of a compendium of robertchristgau.com and the Best of 33 years of Pazz and Jop, including some rare commentary on Lester Bangs, all … Continue reading →

PAZZ & JOP 2005, up and motorin’ like the computer in the Hatch, HERE IS JESSICA’S POST ABOUT BOTH OF OUR ESSAY-TYPE THINGS GETTING PUBLISHED THIS YEAR! In the Voice! Pazz and JOP! Comment from my dad: “Cool! (Cool about … Continue reading →

Home interweb was broke today so thankfully missed everything, like Alito and King and King George, I missed every goddamn thing, except for two amazing hot 97 interviews. Best-of: T-Pain, aka singer of “I’m in Luv with a Stripper,” on … Continue reading →

If you have never been there, or if you do not live in Nueva York, you really must take a look at the Movida website, it is so amazing, I can’t even believe it exists. I’ve only ever been there … Continue reading →

Tomorrow is thursday nite and i have just been alerted: Cosmo Baker is spinning NEW JACK Swing/’90s r&B… WHA…. at *Movida* in the West Village… which is decorated like an ’80s cruise ship, unironically, railings and mirrors spitshined, everywhere you … Continue reading →