Author Archives: Julianne

next-level like the parachute won’t open

I was once stuck in a K-Hole for three days that was strikingly similar to this video

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playing with fire

Last week, two days before the Britney breakup announcement, I had the opportunity (???) to sit down with Kevin Federline and discuss his new album, Playing With Fire. Excerpt is as follows: KFed: The album is here to stay. Have … Continue reading

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rest in peace.

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like my homie d.o.c. no one can do it better

Maybe it’s the return to a Democratic congress and our girl’s AMAZING CORRESPONDING OUTFIT, but this video is all I feel like today (word to Will C) My mom recently mailed me the gigantic peace-sign chain I rocked in the … Continue reading

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lost autumn finale

spoiler alert Last night’s Lost was sufficiently dramatic, and I was glad to see Sawyer and Kate finally taking it to the boneyard.

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latin american cultural week

In NYC, held by Pan American Musical Art Research. Lotsa bourgie-bourge stuff going on for this — Symphonic Mexico at Lincoln Center para example — but some related events sound really interesting, such as the Limon Dance Company reprising classic … Continue reading

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in yesterday’s glee

I forgot to link to Ryan Dombal’s Lil Wayne track review on La Horca, which slayed.

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not paid exactly, but paid

p.s. This seems like as good a time as any to let you know that nigh every Saturday for the past four or five months, I have gone to the gym at 9 am for two hours of dancaerobics and … Continue reading

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UNADULTERATED JOY

I can honestly say that watching George Bush get shit-sonned on CNN by a gleeful press corps, with regards to the Democratic revolution and the shamed resignation of a disowned Rummy, was the happiest and most deeply satisfying hour I … Continue reading

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correspondence from middle-earth (cartwheels version)

My pops is a lifelong Wyomingite and the best sociological gauge I have of the Republican party, Western division: he is a dyed-in-the-wool fiscal conservative. He is not socially conservative (though anyone who tries to tell you the fiscal and … Continue reading

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