UNADULTERATED JOY

I can honestly say that watching George Bush get shit-sonned on CNN by a gleeful press corps, with regards to the Democratic revolution and the shamed resignation of a disowned Rummy, was the happiest and most deeply satisfying hour I have had since approximately…. the moment on election day 2000 when I thought Gore was gonna sweep it on home, just before the Evil Empire began its devilish coup and I started mainlining escapist art and merlot.
Of course, it’s so clear that Rumsfeld A. has to take the Shakespearean fall in our monarch’s feeble attempt at face-saving and B. is scared fuckless that Nancy “watch ya crotch” Pelosi’s finna investigate behind his balls and send his immoral ass packing to Guantanamo Bay, don’t forget yr lunch. But still. Donald Rumsfeld, get the fuck out my house! YEAH!