Author Archives: Julianne

I’ve got two treasures in my handbag tonight. The first one, Felipe tossed to me just before I left the office: Cocaine City 12 DVD starring Jada, Styles, Yayo, French Montana and Max B, and et cetera. He was like, … Continue reading →

I have finally made the Urban Outfitters blog. I want for nothing more in this life.

I am currently really into the Kanye West Lionel Ritchie mullet. I know that everyone thinks it looks ridiculous and I’m completely aware that it, in fact, does, but this is why I like it: Kanye genuinely thinks it looks … Continue reading →

Congratulations, friends. Love you guys.

The Dillon Panthers are hotter than the Steelers or the Cardinals. 1:47. Wait, the fucking Superbowl doesn’t start til 6? I thought it started at 2? What is the point of having a football game at night? So Mo and … Continue reading →

SAM TOPIC V. 2: You should analyze Papa Roach’s last resort video for your blog. It is one of the best examples of late ’90s culture ever. [via BBM] Let it be known that, prior to this moment, I don’t … Continue reading →

clip art from Craphound SAM TOPIC V. 1: “Oh man I want you to blog about when you worked in the comic store” [via BBM] In mid-1999, I had just moved to Portland, Oregon from Cambridge, Massachusetts, and for a … Continue reading →

Tonight I dined with Samuel L. Jackson P. Hockley-Smith, aka Sam. Together we decided that, now that I have a briefish amount of time to blog before immersing myself back in the day-to-day of running a magazine, I should write … Continue reading →

Okay. I been knowing about Beyonce’s enabling alter ego Sasha Fierce since she talked about her in a, I believe, 2004 Rolling Stone interview/cover story. I thought that was awesome: I’m utterly fascinated with artistic alter egos, the psychological transformation … Continue reading →

Today Sam sent me one of his funny demanding declarative BBMs. This one was non sequitur to any conversation we had going prior to said message. It read: “Update your blog.” and then “Write about Mystikal.” I wanted to write … Continue reading →