Author Archives: Julianne

SOMETIMES I WRITE IN COMPLETE SENTENCES

Mon review del Kellz, the official, readable version. Just jammed it out today.

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AN ANTI-WAR MOVIE, APPROPRIATELY CRAFTED IN CHAOS

Lacking any viable Saturday nite dance-action, me and my man-friend checked out “Southland Tales.” The new film written and directed by Richard “Donnie Darko” Kelly, it notoriously stars the Rock and was booed at Cannes, but last night, it wasn’t … Continue reading

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KELLZ-IAN AWESOMENESS.

R. Kelly’s show tonight was the best arena show I’ve ever seen. The finale was Kells in a white suit with coattails and a grip of frontrow audience folx onstage stepping, singing “Happy People,” then a “Happy People” medley: “This … Continue reading

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ON THE MIC I’M NUMBER ONE. I AM ALSO NUMBER TWO. BECAUSE BITCHES I’M THE SHIT.

This just came on the itunes playlist – holler at early 2007. I’m struck with how smirk-inducingly hot and how unforgivably shitty it is all at once. Did Freeway write Young Hot Rod’s lyrics? Cause there’s some kinna cute barbs … Continue reading

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No Faded Radio b/w Letting Keyshia Go

Yo, there is no Fader radio tonight on account of the Fader dudez are in turkey comas in various cites across the Eastern seaboard, but feel free to listen to last week’s episode, which I have dubbed “Faded radio” on … Continue reading

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the internetsez rulin

guess what i am super obsessed with my job right now, which is editing the newly relaunched hotness that is VIBE.com, designed by my posse for lifer Huny Young, holler at her if you need some hot design and please … Continue reading

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VOTE FOR PANTHER

So my friend Charlie aka PANTHER is up for video of the year on this MTV2 Subterranean show. Most likely it will air at 2 am, because MTV now treats all videos like softcore porn, and refuses to air them … Continue reading

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PRO NAILS PART II

Ivy Queen stays killing the acrylic game.

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TV PARTY

1. As much as I love Gossip Girl, yo, could the harajuku-backgroundness of the sole black girl* and the sole asian girl on the show have gotten any clearer with this last episode? It was bad enough before, but for … Continue reading

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IMA SHAKE IT TO THE GROUND AND BRING IT BACK UP

Friends: A. TONIGHT tune in to East Village Radio online for Fader radio from 6-8 pm EST, where I am now officially the resident intern from another mother (did that work)? Along with my Power Fader homes Petey Pablo, A-Wags, … Continue reading

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