PARLEZ ANGLAIS?

Jamie is a secret hippie and has been sending me posts from the Phish message board all day, such as the Craigslist ad from the 21-year-old SUNY undergrad who is willing to trade his chocolate labrador Caterpillar for a ticket to the Trey Anastasio concert at Music Hall of WMSBG next week. Twisted. The post he just sent me is inscrutable and has something to do with Disc Golfers. It’s obviously not about minigolf, so I posited that the post was bootlegger’s secret code, or perhaps sign language between mescaline dealers. What do you think this shit means? Can you interpret this?
Topic: Disc Golfers ———————->
for all you par 3 folks, there are two holes in Chapel Hill that are def par 4’s. Both of them were once two holes but had catchers taken out and are now over 600 feet long. I mean maybe Climo could par them, but if the pros cant birdie it, I see no way it could be a par 3.

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3 Responses to PARLEZ ANGLAIS?

  1. Sarah says:

    It’s pretty clearly about a disc golf course, no? A google search reveals that Climo is a professional disc golfer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Climo

  2. ritchey says:

    the ways of the disc golfer are enigmatic and bizarre.

  3. jshep says:

    wait no you’re missing the point… what the fuck is disc golf? i think it is some rare form of freebasing or a special pick-up move beknownst only to professional gigolos. right?

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