GREY’S ANATOMY OFFICIALLY FOUND A DEER IN THE TRUNK

Because “finding a fucking animatronic deer in the back of the truck” is the new “jumping the shark” : season premiere of Grey’s Anatomy has been on for 18 minutes and I have already campy-laughed like six times. A Fucking ANIMATRONIC DEER? GET IT TOGETHER, TIMMY! THE DEER CAN’T GO BACK IN THE WILDERNESS AFTER HUMAN HANDS HAVE TAINTED IT WITH THEIR SCENT!
If fucking Inga or whatever the fuck that blonde chick’s name is (Izzy) saves the deer, I’m OUT.
Missed Ugly Betty cause I was at the Obama rally, bawling my face into my notes.
Thinking about liveblogging the rest of Grey’s, but Chris is coming over to watch the season premiere of 30 Rock for the 500th time (got it on DVD, thank you Jon Caramanica aka Jack Donaghy to my Liz Lemon). IT’S SO FUCKING GOOD BTW.