Monthly Archives: March 2006

DAD PHOTO FORTHCOMINg

SPECIAL!! As promised, special guest-blogger Mo‘s thoughts on the Oscars. Oscars ’06 First thought: They’re perfect. Note on the live-action shorts: Bet all these films suck my asshole. “Please God let us get through this.” – Julianne. 8:48 OH MY … Continue reading

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“nation of me”

kris ex sends this story on giving up. fuck. RIP Kirby Puckett. I may not know shit about baseball, but Kirby was all my friends’ idol growing up from third grade on. and I’m WAY late on this, but extra-special … Continue reading

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yerple

But anyway, Triple 6 winning an Oscar = glad I couldn’t reach my bookie before the show. The odds were eight trillion to one? Then again, it helped that Dolly’s song was all about Jesus, and the lady who wrote … Continue reading

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afterthought

truly, angioplasty is the best medical procedure, because it requires a balloon. Because one SHOULD celebrate the clearing away of blockages.

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877-WE-CRUNK

it’s all over. So I began this week with some escapism: I od’ed on Crunk Juice, aka Crunk energy drink, at the Lil Jon-hosted E-40 listening party, at Electric Lady studios on NYC’s beautiful WESTSIIIDE, famous for Jimi Hendrix (and … Continue reading

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