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from the “are you fucking kidding?” section of NOW’s mailing list: Referred to as “Scalito” for his philosophical resemblance to Justice Antonin Scalia, federal appeals court Judge Alito is a clear opponent of reproductive freedom, protections for workers, and other individual rights. In Planned Parenthood of Southeastern Pennsylvania v. Casey, Alito authored a solo 1991 […]

we hope, we can breathe for a sec. i don’t know how to make the pink highlighter stop. my computer exploded in the kitchen, like the meth lab behind matt and leroy’s house. legal, but lethal in its own way. then jessica, my best friend, sent the hit it or quit it company emac via […]

while i slept, and while my computer was fritzy, my blog was redesigned. I woke up and the saintly glimmering vision of Jona was there, or here rather, wielding gradients of pink and brown and weird dog photos and pictures of annie oakley, the autodidactic sharpshooter, who is not actually from wyoming, but whose name […]

was the original title, but in the same way Sonic Youth’s “goo” was initially titled “blowjob?” after a raymond pettibone piece, we knew it wouldn’t fly but had to try. context. alas, the suicide girls piece! coscribed w/ the honorable j.hopper. writing it was funtimes.

because David Stern requires it. It’s also nice to know that in Mo Cheeks’ absence, the Blazers’ new coach is adept in the art of denial. maybe the dudes would chill if john nash wasn’t such an asshole? Rasheed Wallace Google Alert, you treat me so good.

1976. It requires a certain complexity of emotions to sing an optimistic number about your divorce while the ex-husband in question plays the bassline, but Christine McVie did it in ’76 with “Don’t Stop.” I think everyone was getting divorced in the ’70s, not the least of them five different members of Fleetwood Mac, so […]

JUST NOW: Juelz Santana on Hot 97: “‘A! A! A! That slogan’s gettin real big. Everybody’s saying it. I’m gonna come out with the ‘A’ shirt real quick.” Angie Martinez: “How do you spell that?” Juelz: “it’s just an ‘A.’” Angie: “Alright alright.” Juelz: “Yeah, slogan’s gettin real big. I was down in Atlanta and […]