The Last TGIF Of Fall

Arose late (seven)
too-cold kitchen; hot coffee
listened to Primus

Primus is like Ween
we discovered; the nineties
when records were cheap

Regional music
more powerful than genre
Claypool and Hammett

prog-funk-jam-metal
they toured with Jane’s Addiction
signed with Interscope

“this sounds good to me”
“it also sounds good to me”
early live album

I walk the snoopy
hear a Jon Hamm interview
on Pete Holmes’ podcast

Hamm calls Don Draper
a sociopath; says he
does not envy him

the dog took a dump
on the steep side of a hill
it was a dumb choice

Made extra coffee
because of TGIF
googled Dead Milkmen

almost time for school
but I have five tabs open
looking for something

it’s a tarot deck
from the fifteenth century
all illustrated

most decks don’t detail
all the minor arcana
but this one; it does

it was re-printed
by hand, in the late nineties
by a German man

He only did a small run
–just seven hundred copies–
I covet one, hard

it isn’t online
you have to email the man
if you want a deck

No, I won’t do it
but I like to know it’s there
weird-ass cool old shit

But back to Primus:
remember the brown album?
How did I have it?

I have forgotten
how you heard music back then
it seems eons past

once, in my Rock class,
I told them about tape decks
they were astounded

the sound of a tape
rattling in your backpack
under the car seat

tape the radio
try to get Violent Femmes
without getting ads

“How did cassette tapes
help you pirate music, though?”
my students! so young

that’s when it happened;
I told them about tape decks
they were dumbfounded

things took so much time
time was long and very slow
we sat quietly

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One Response to The Last TGIF Of Fall

  1. Eileen says:

    You should bring in the last few cherished mixtapes taped off the radio you have and see how many jaws drop open. Bonus for actually having a tape deck still, or finding one at goodwill. (Does anyone still have one? But I certainly have shoeboxes full of mixtapes).

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