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Which is better? Skor vs. Heath

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  • MatthewMatthew
    Don't even talk to me about friez. The Hat. A shopping bag of French fries in Azusa.
  • MatthewMatthew
    Life partner = my beyonce = my married
  • joeyjoey
    Your Beyonce is a beautiful way to put it.
    She is quite the Beyonce.
  • freddyfreddy
    Here's a writeup of the magic vodka pie crust recipe, with photos. It's the best!
  • YoursTrulyYoursTruly
    I have never heard of this in my LIFE.

    This is amazing

    I'm gonna make it for my Beyonce
  • MatthewMatthew
    The backstory to the Beyonces is that when L and I got engaged we felt silly referring to each other as our fiancé so we were each others beyonce. Quite catchy.
  • lml__0_0__lmllml__0_0__lml
    we just called each other regular names, never used the f word either
  • LelandLeland
    Glad the dog comments came back around!

    All I could think about during the dirty dog smooch was what it would be like to wear a fuzzy sweater straight off the rack from Goodwill. Maybe a full wool suit, with long johns.

    I love when the imaginative affects connect across the UHX threads.

    And I was right there with Uncle Shoe's choco-slam fantasy, lying on my back, yess! The Gross Out, yess!

    Have you ever let a big spoonful of ice cream melt on your tonsils while lying on your back? Exquisite chilly torture while you flex your gullet to avoid drowning. Good stuff, people!
  • LelandLeland
    Ice cream boarding.
  • LelandLeland
    And, yes. HeatH is ENGLISH, what-what! And that makes it quaint, differently-sized, melancholy, and prone to nihilism. Perfect for candy!
  • LelandLeland
    #occupynihilistictoffee
  • MatthewMatthew


    SKOR!
  • Loose_ThreadLoose_Thread
    edited October 2011
    With a SKOR in his hand, John doesn't give one sexy f*** about s***. He doesn't even care that his squash and dinner dates cancelled on him to play squash with each other. I can't wait to have my chocolate and toffee bar later. I'm gonna feel so rich and sexy about my problems.
  • 12341234
    I need to get a sax solo that starts when I open my front door.
  • MatthewMatthew
    Every moment of that commercial is classy business.
  • YoursTrulyYoursTruly
    "Looks like your boat needs a new keel!"

    ?????
  • Loose_ThreadLoose_Thread
    Boat maintenance... What a s****y part of reality
  • 12341234
    No boat and no jag! How's a guy in NYC supposed to get around!??!
  • flossy_log_ladyflossy_log_lady
    Never heard of skor before this thread.
  • MatthewMatthew
    I bet he still has his helicopter.
  • 12341234
    Heath has fun size for halloween, but SKOR doesn't. :(
  • NickNick
    SKOR is confident that their 'normal' size is also 'fun'.
    I like that in a candy bar.
  • Clever_girlClever_girl
    I gave away some full size Skors on Halloween.
  • MatthewMatthew
    I think it is a metaphor.
  • freddyfreddy
    My high school AP core class teacher would hand out SKOR bars before our AP tests. You know, to inspire us to SCORE. I still prefer them to Heath for that reason.
  • 12341234
    Skor

    I bought some of these. Who's interested?
  • YoursTrulyYoursTruly
    GIMME
  • MirandaJulyMirandaJuly
    Whoa, bulk buy? If these are at a discounted price, I want some.
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