He's going to put a pizza in every oven. Read his lips, this pizza is delicious. Ask not what toppings you can put on a pizza, but how much pizza you can eat! It's pizza we can believe in. Pizza, baby, pizza! FOUR MORE PIZZAS! FOUR MORE PIZZAS! I like pizza. It's the pizza, stupid. Life, Liberty, and Pizza. This time, eat like your whole pizza depended on it. Better red sauce than dead. Make pizza not war. Let them eat Pizza. Pizza Works. Remember the pizza. Trust Pizza. Grant us another slice.
i just picture the local newscasts in the places where they would vote for him and i see people saying things like "you know, i always loved godfather's pizza, and if he does as well in the white house, as he did in the pizza house, this is gonna be a great administration"
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Also, the word "pizza" is starting to look weird.
Ha.
ITS LIKE THEY ARE PANDERING DIRECTLY TO ME
I really like where this is going.