Oh Gary
Gary Lacrosse
How much joy you bring to our lives
How free and loose you play it with regard to the rules of punctuation and grammar
your interesting observations
your wonderful suggestions
your playful gifs
Also in regular life
your fancy beard
your lanky frame
your dumb face
the way I hear you singing gently to the snoopy in the other room
What a great man to know
What a treasure in a person's life to know the man
So smart
So gentle
So funny
So weird
Such a good scholar
Such a good reader and editor
So much fun to talk to about Adorno
Most importantly:
WHAT A GREAT DANCER
I love you Gary
Have a happy day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comments
A hilarious joker!
Such a sweetheart!
Happy birthday!
I am excited to work on projects with Gary.
I am excited to spend more time with Gary and understand his life's work.
I thought Gary wasn't........
Um, I know its someone's birthday today but I didn't think it was Gary's.
Well.......
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOMEONE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUMAN!
Gary logs on to fun.
Gary logs on to jokes.
Gary logs on to Good Conversations.
Gary loves logging on to Excellent radio theme songs.
Log on, Gary. Log on.
i'll be honest
we'll be honest
to be honest, Gary forgot a certain someone's birthday this year
just straight-up forgot it
and that certain someone
did not plan anything for his birthday either (Gary's)
adding to the awkwardness is the fact that
these two people's wedding anniversary is August 15th
Suggestions have been put forth to the effect that every August we just take a trip together and call it even, which is what we did this year, so all's well, but thanks for your worries guys!
Astrologically it actually is perfect because one is a Virgo and one is a Leo, and they are very compatible signs, as Leo likes to show off and yell and be bossy and spread her piles of books all over the house, and Virgo likes to be quiet and perfectionist and thorough and clean up the piles* and enjoy Leo's brassy character while also helping her to pay attention to details and not be such a jerk, while also delighting her with his more cerebral brand of brassiness, which primarily involves a lot of wiener jokes
*"enjoy" may not be the right word for this
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GARY!!!!!!
HBY HBD!