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Congratulations, Crackers!

the_owlsthe_owls
edited June 2011
You are a DOCTOR NOW!
*of music

Ritchey "Ritzy" "Ritz Crackers" Ritcherson was hooded yesterday, and now looks something like this:

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WE ARE SO PROUD!!!!

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  • the_owlsthe_owls
    Her new friends all look like this,

    image

    is she still going to hang out with us???
  • ThickeningAgentThickeningAgent
    I hope she wears that outfit while driving cross country with Gary and Franklin.
  • Loose_ThreadLoose_Thread
    It's so cool that Crackers knows Magic now!
    I can't wait to see her levitate an inanimate object.
  • NickNick
    She is going to freak so many minds.
  • swamp_knobbler_mahanswamp_knobbler_mahan
    GREAT JOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
  • swamp_knobbler_mahanswamp_knobbler_mahan
    I BROKE IT
  • flossy_log_ladyflossy_log_lady
    Such a cool thing. So much hard work went into earning this rad outfit! Congrats!
  • YoursTrulyYoursTruly
    I just saw this!
    thanks guys!!!

    my outfit was not nearly that rad, as it was merely rented and not purchased.

    CARDBOARD HAT??? WELL I NEVER!

    I am happy to answer any philosophical/ontological/eschatological/musicological questions now that I am an official doctor. Tautological and etymological questions should be referred elsewhere as they are NOT MY PROB, get a dictionary asshole

  • 12341234
    What do you think about Oasis?
  • swamp_knobbler_mahanswamp_knobbler_mahan
    Eschatological, eh? When will the last "album" be released before humankind begins its unavoidable descent into apocalypse/extinction?

    Isn't that a weird thing to think about? There WILL AT SOME POINT be a last album! I wonder what it will sound like?
  • 12341234
    Also, what was the first album? I guess we have to define an album? (but at least not a sandwich.)
  • MirandaJulyMirandaJuly
    Metaphysical questions will still be handled by me.
  • YoursTrulyYoursTruly
    the last album will be by a band called "Jimmy's Dream Version" and will be a bland re-hashing of retro "gringe" tropes of the late 2080's
  • freddyfreddy
    More future musicology, please!!
  • YoursTrulyYoursTruly
    In the year 2079 the apocalypse will be heralded by the return to earth of Ludwig van Beethoven, who will be born anew into the body of a small boston terrier living in the home of Mr. and Mrs. Wilbur Crudge of Davenport, Iowa
  • the_owlsthe_owls
    But what do you think about OASIS?
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