Folks, I don't know what happened. Maybe it was the twin peaks thread, or the Vanilla transition, or the fact that the Columbia is about to flood, but at some point I stopped being able to tell who most of you are. It's made UHX a lot less fun. I mean, the occasional switch is cool - but only when I can eventually figure out at least the people I know IRL.
What do you think, could the June theme be "my real name or at least some very obvious clue to my identity that even freddy can figure out"?
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OLD SCHOOL
(if this still doesn't help, it's me, ribsy)
nobody really knows me because all i do is troll message boards
i do, however, have an amazing talent of meeting someone and then remembering exactly what we talked about the last time we saw each other. so if you meet me IRL maybe we could start something.
I have never lived in Portland, but I thought, "Why Not?" and I moved There. Then I thought, "Why Not Move Again?" Then I thought, "Why Not Keep Movin'?" Since then I am Coming Back to Portland. (IIIIIIII'm Comin' Back! - ha ha, (Punk))
Who are you? Who is "Ed Chigliak"? Where's Calvin?
Best,
gary
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I mean, I floss sometimes. Whatever.
FEELS GOOD EVEN THOUGH YOU HATE DOING IT
MAYBE GOD IS COMING TO YOU IN A VISION RIGHT NOW, VIA ME WRITING THIS POST
Now I feel bad that I pick up dogshit in a bag 2 times a day and often don't wash my hands at all.
I got that owl blog.
But I really like being called Joey.
So I won't tell you my real name.
(easy to find out anyway)
Like my nickname for Steve, "Dingleberry Dan," which everyone calls him now.
Your husband is called Bill, sometimes you are called Jenny too
Joey is better though
like a wee kangaroo in a pouch
I like new names for people.
I like calling Steve "Seth Rogen".
I like calling Zombie "Tina Fey".
I like calling Mike "Orlando Bloom".
I like calling Alex "Flint".
I like calling Claire "Julian Assange".
I like calling Rich Jensen "Rick Jensen".
Also you can call Steve "Stove".
WHY NOT?
GRUSS
I have also recently learned that claire dislikes being called "Clam," which I have been calling her for YEARS.
People deserve to be called nicknames they like.
I pledge to be more respectful in the future.
And if you think I'm not dea* serious, "You got another thing coming."
sometimes people call me 'Sinner Kin'.
I think anyone in their right mind would LOVE to be called Scrappy.
Many permutations on Mellows, Smellows, etc. are tolerated and enjoyed.
One time I had a restaurant job where I was dubbed "Porkchop" by the chefs... no context, no idea why, it just stuck. I don't really mind being called Porkchop, but I also have no affinity for porkchops so it would make more sense, in terms of what I actually like, to call me Marshmallows or Pizza or Pancakes.
I mostly call Jona "Bones." For a long time he was called "JC Stixx" by a surprisingly large number of people.
Adam has many nicknames but I mostly call him "Alan" or "Aldar." In my phone however he is "Reggae Moth," which shows how old my phone sim card is.
My brother calls me "Garbage Face."
I call Jae "Jimmy" which I think she likes and I also like.
All are welcome to join Dump Club, by the way. It's easy. First rule of dump club is we don't talk about dump club. etc. Third rule of dump club is you gotta take a dump
(Judah)