Return of Ranch Cramps

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• 1234

  March 2014

  "Update 3/24: The restaurant is outright banning people from bringing in their own ranch dressing."
• YoursTruly

  March 2014 edited March 2014

  "it always seems to be young, college-age girls that ask for it."
  
  I'M SO SURE! Everybody wants ranch with pizza!
  
  rule of thumb: if you want to indicate that something is lame, say that young girls like it
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  1234

  March 2014

  Never Forget That 16-Year-Old Girls Run the Internet
• Judar_Spitzer

  March 2014 edited March 2014

  *****
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  Judar_Spitzer

  March 2014

  literally every person whom I've forced to dip their za into some ranch LOVED it. BE OPEN MINDED PEOPLE. RANCH 4 LIFE.
• MirandaJuly

  March 2014

  I'm personally a fan of blue cheese dressing and "country sweet" hot sauce on pizza.