Gary and I went to fancy dinner date and eavesdropped on a man next to us who was talking about Russian silent cinema but getting everything just slightly wrong. We were so delighted. It rivaled the legendary Worst First Date Of All Time we were lucky enough to be privy to in Santa Cruz where the guy kept making vaguely racist statements to his Asian date and then loudly proclaimed that the potato pancakes the waiter brought to the table (this was at a proudly political all-vegan restaurant) were "crab cakes"
Then we went and sang couch karaoke and I laughed so hard my guts hurt today. Drank one small finger of champagne and was in bed by 1:00. They can't all be YU blow-outs! I loved my NYE!!!!! MELLOW
We assembled an Ikea sofa bed in our new downstairs and watched The Late Dick Clark's Rocking Ball Drop, then drank some rose champagne stuff our realtor had given us in the hot tub. First sleepover at the new spot. P CHILL.
Re: Worst first dates: One time we went to a comedy show at the Aladdin, and when we were leaving, we were going down the stairs, a girl was below us on the stairs and her date was below her. He was all amped up from the comedy show, but she was texting on her phone, and because he was below her, he couldn't see what she was saying, but we could!
It was like "On a horrible OK Cupid date. This guy thinks he's really funny and won't stop making awful jokes."
The cat is under the covers with me and I am treating my hangover to a wonderful lunch of veggie sando, crisps, tangerine, and choc chip cookie. Coconut water and smoking a j. Seems like a cool year thus far.
We had people over for Thai, gin drinks, and fake fortune cookies, then had Champagne #butterluge shots, then went to Tiga and shot fireworks off like dummies and saw a million friends and danced a bit. Have been in bed most of the day. Just ate Thai leftovers. All-in-all a great success.
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This is stressing me out.
Then we went and sang couch karaoke and I laughed so hard my guts hurt today. Drank one small finger of champagne and was in bed by 1:00. They can't all be YU blow-outs! I loved my NYE!!!!! MELLOW
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It was like "On a horrible OK Cupid date. This guy thinks he's really funny and won't stop making awful jokes."
MZ that is hilarious and awful. Poor dude!