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Contract Signing Party

12341234
edited June 2013
With a pending approval rating of 97%, management believes the relationship contract is likely enough to pass to schedule a celebration*. We are inviting shareholders to The Tannery on Saturday, June 15th at 5:00 PM.

The Tannery
5425 E Burnside St.
Portland, OR 97215
Saturday, June 15th
5:00 - 7:00 PM

Please let us know if you can make it.

Festivities will include: a public reading of the contract, a display of the results of the recent Relationship Branding efforts (including the premier of Mike's Hogan Personality Inventory results**), champagne toast, and food and beverage available for purchase***.

In light of recent PayPal issues, deposits to your KmikeyM account can be made in person via cash or check.

We will be wearing a tie, others will not. Dress accordingly.

*Should the proposal not pass, the party will be converted into a contract renegotiation summit.
**The HPI is a business-oriented psychometric assessment.
***Management highly recommends the Spanish tortilla and the Moscow mule.

Comments

  • 000000
    I might go.
  • YoursTrulyYoursTruly
    ha ha ha

    if you don't go, is the contract automatically made void?

    HIGH STAKES
  • 12341234
    I hope she shows up.
  • curtcurt
    That's what power of attorney is for, right?
  • SchlabeSchlabe
    I can't make it today - so sorry!
  • 000000
    edited June 2013
    image For those who didn't get a chance to pore over Mike's psyche as described by the Hogan Personality Inventory (a business-oriented psychometric analysis). Inventory? Index? I don't remember. The detail's lost here, but I can send you a legible copy if you're curious.
  • curtcurt
    I'd like a legible copy, please.
  • 000000
    Sent! Mike is leisurely and dislikes formal education. Investors may be interested to know that he's power-hungry but commerce is a disappointingly low driver. We both are lacking in interpersonal sensitivity and altruism, so we will probably not run a non-profit.

    100 and 99 in the mischievous category. He edged me out by 1 pt.
  • flossy_log_ladyflossy_log_lady
    I want a copy!!
  • flossy_log_ladyflossy_log_lady
    Do you have my email address, arijkem?
  • 000000
    NOPE, but send it over and I'll get you one
  • YoursTrulyYoursTruly
    Claire Underwood, the beautiful wife of the disgusting Kevin Spacey character on Netflix's "House of Cards," runs a non-profit even though she is a soulless opportunist!

  • the_owlsthe_owls
    mischief!
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