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I mowed the lawn

LelandLeland
edited June 2013
My neighbors lost their tortoise.

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  • MirandaJulyMirandaJuly
    damn
  • LelandLeland
    They put a sign on the phone pole and asked me to keep a lookout.
  • swamp_knobbler_mahanswamp_knobbler_mahan
    Wait, you KILLED their tortoise while mowing your lawn and now they are looking for the lost/dead tortoise? Or am I misunderstanding something here?
  • flossy_log_ladyflossy_log_lady
    Thank you for that, Alex. I need clarification, too.
  • YoursTrulyYoursTruly
    please say Alex is wrong
  • MirandaJulyMirandaJuly
    image
  • LelandLeland
    It is a curious conjunction, isn't it?

    It's how we up roll here.

    But for the record: No, I did not mow that tortoise.

  • LelandLeland
    But it was odd. I was out mowing and the neighbor said to be on the lookout for the fugitive. He said that my backyard was an ideal habitat. It seemed almost accusatory, the way he said it.
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